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P R A E S I D I U M

 

A Journal of Literate and Literary Analysis

 

9.2 (Spring 2009)

The previous issue of Praesidium (Winter 2009) may be viewed by clicking here.

Board of Directors:

John R. Harris, Ph.D.

Executive Director

Thomas F. Bertonneau, Ph.D.

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Helen R. Andretta, Ph.D.

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Praesidium 9.2  (Spring 2009)

CONTENTS

The Power of Then

Steve Kogan

The self-styled gurus of a pop-cultural Zen, so abundant and prolific two or three decades ago, are enjoying a revived influence as their aging disciples inherit positions of power.  Professor Kogan measures how far such dull awakening is from the real thing, using Kipling’s Kim as a yardstick.

From Arcadia to Empire: The Aeneid’s Elusive Allegory

John R. Harris

Rome’s greatest poet is too often caricatured, even in university Classics departments, as a propagandist flunkey.  The truth is that Vergil’s flawed, perhaps failed attempt to project a vision of progress without belying the reality of human fallibility poses a lasting challenge to progressive thinking.  Part One of two.

The Absurd Reich Or, On the Politics of Demonic Nothingness

Gary Inbinder

Reprinted from May of 2005, this paper has grown more relevant than ever as a new administration pursues the agenda outlined earlier by Robert Reich.   

Faith, Reason, Charity, and Liberalism: A Response

John R. Harris

The charitable impulse historically embedded in liberalism is wandering off target, to be sure—but reason is not the culprit.

Technophobes Roil Nation, Rile Lawmakers

Staff

The latest in our series of mock “news flashes”, this scoop was created by a professor to calm his students’ surly objections that their iPods and laptops are too much criticized—but nobody laughed!

Parallel Failures (poetry)

Alan McGinnis

Has science become the new poetry?  Then some universes will never be reached.  

Memento Mori (short story)

 Ivor Davies

Among various surefire but little-explored ways to earn tenure from a reluctant review board, announcing one’s imminent death is perhaps the least violent.

 

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     Probably no one associated with The Center for Literate Values (i.e., no one who reads and writes at an advanced level) shares the confidence of our ruling class that nations can spend their way to prosperity, that printing paper is an adequate strategy for removing debt, or that the public sector tends to show a higher degree of efficiency than the private sector.  These, then, are dismal times for our readers and contributors.  I have observed that disagreement is not uncommon among our faithful in the matter of foreign policy, and the recent national elections were said to have been impacted in no small measure by our military entanglements abroad; but it turns out that our aging, ailing nation is to find little respite, even here.  Entanglements are to be reshuffled, not reduced.

     The arts were created for just such gloomy historical moments.  Into the imagination, one may effect an escape which defies the moral opprobrium of escapism, since true art—great art—actually draws one into closer proximity with the immutable facts of human nature.  When those facts are fragmented, distorted, or suppressed in a political setting, honest people grow frustrated.  They—we—simply cannot endure steady exposure, day after day, to the folderol about an utter end to war or poverty or disease or unhappiness or insulting words which our utopia-purveying oligarchs market to a childish throng.  We know how these fairy tales will end—how they have always ended: literature allows us to cut to the chase, finding a closure within a few dozen or hundred pages which a generation of text-messagers may need half a century of living (if God grants them so much) to figure out.  We understand; and, understanding, we recover a degree of equanimity.  For to desire a world without fools and their folderol, let us admit, would also be to yearn for Never Never Land.

     In this particular issue, authors and subjects already consigned to the progressive’s long train of cattle cars for insufficiently ignoring human facts seemed to coalesce unbidden.  Rudyard Kipling and the Roman poet Vergil have both been belittled as propagandist hacks by forces within the academy for a good (or a bad, really) four decades now.  Through a serendipitous kind of coincidence which has often smiled upon my editorial endeavors, Steve Kogan and I just happened to feel drawn to Kim and the Aeneid as ’08 wore unhealthily into ’09.  At about the same time, Gary Inbinder kindly consented to my republishing his protest against the secular idolatry of progressivism; and poet Alan McGinnis was inspired over these weeks to mourn the absorption of metaphor into science.  Thus I very nearly ended up with a “special issue” about the corrosion of beauty and vision by demagoguery and the slick sell.  Yet rather than favor a mystical explanation of this convergence, I cling to the notion that something about 2009 makes such a choice of subject quite natural.

     One day soon—perhaps before this year is out (for the end of any year is beginning to seem soon to me)—I hope to write on the importance of stasis to human fulfillment.  I say this not simply because we are likely to get our fill of “change” before the next snow, but because it is a truth far too little respected by both sides of the aisle.  That a maturing person should go back to a farm cottage or a neighborhood village once in a while and find the same old trees—or find the same old rooftops framed by mysteriously larger trees—has been a universal experience until our time; and it has been a healthy one, as well, and its deletion from the past half-century has left our humanity the poorer.  Men and women should be able to measure the progress of their lives against that which does not progress, but abides.  The author of the Critique of Judgment probably would have said that the Old Courthouse which we first saw holding Grandfather’s hand and will last see holding our grandchild’s is a representation of metaphysical permanence, a sublime image of unchanging standards against which a lifetime’s striving to satisfy those standards may be poignantly viewed (much as the struggle of a mountaineer appears to those miles away who see the whole mountain).  A society which has undermined such moments of homecoming—which plows under its trees every decade and immerses its granite courthouses in windowless marble “bureaus”—is dangerously likely, by implication, to nurture no sense of abiding value, of reality beyond the here-and-now.  In its quest of “change” and “progress”, it increasingly looks with indifference upon the ambush of babies exiting the womb and the fusion of humans with robots.  Obviously, this society would have no regard for beauty or literature, which insist upon a frame, a set of references, a telos—a sense of things—rather than forever postponing the moment of justification.

     Thank God, then, for literature—true literature!  I have buried over half a dozen homes in the life which my change-worshiping culture has forced upon me, though most of them still haunt me in my dreams.  Through all these meaningless migrations, however, I have always transported a wealth of books.  I thank Steve Kogan for reminding me of Kim, one of the first novels I ever read (assigned when novels were still taught before high school, and just before Kipling was airbrushed from the canon).  I shall be returning to its pages very soon. ~J. H.

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The Power of Then

Steve Kogan

And when the sun has begun to sink behind the rim of the hills, I sit quietly in the evening waiting for the moon so I may have my shadow for company, or light a lamp and discuss right and wrong with my silhouette.

Matsuo Basho, The Hut of the Phantom Dwelling 

 

     Over the past few months, I have grown curious once more about the mass-marketing of Zen and those joyful claims from the 1950s and 60s about “living in the moment,” an impossible life-ideal that easily slipped into living for the moment and, for the highly motivated, often ended in living from moment to moment, as was the case with any number of burned-out eccentrics I met in those years, when drugs and Buddhism seemed made for each other.  I myself had consumed quantities of both and liked them, but I didn’t like the combination, and I particularly disliked Allen Ginsberg’s agenda for living, although I was struck by the opening section of Howl, because I had seen some of my own most gifted friends “destroyed by madness... looking for an angry fix” (this was at Columbia, where Jack Kerouac and Ginsberg had gone years before).

    Among all the writers in their circle, I made one exception, and that was for Kerouac.  By 1957, I had several reasons for wanting to travel west, but it was On the Road that spurred me to take the first of many cross-country trips, both as a student and two-year dropout from teaching, and I am still partial to some of Kerouac’s recorded readings from his works and the Orientalism of “Alone on a Mountaintop,” a travel sketch and philosophical reminiscence that recalls certain motifs in Chinese and Japanese landscape painting and Basho’s The Hut of the Phantom Dwelling, a meditation on the poet’s stay among the hills near Lake Biwa, which captivated many of my later students, as did Kerouac’s chapter from Lonesome Traveler.  A veteran in one of my classes, just back from Saudia Arabia after the first Gulf War, told me that he never wanted to see another sunset until “Alone on a Mountaintop” inspired him to look again.  Another student, a conservatively dressed business major (whom any run-of-the-mill hipster would have labeled a “square”), came up to me after class one day, told me that he had grown up in Kerouac’s home town of Lowell, Massachusetts, and had read all his books, whereupon he opened his attaché case and gave me a copy of the town’s commemorative Guide to Jack Kerouac’s Lowell, complete with descriptive passages of local sites from his works and accompanying photographs.  None of the other authors I assigned from that 1950s New York-San Francisco group meant anything to my students, either in Advanced Composition or American Literature II.

    Curiously enough, for all his earlier celebrity status and Ginsberg’s promotion of his work, not one of the many people who came in and out of my life in the late 1960s ever talked about Kerouac that I can remember, although copies of Buddhist tracts, popular “Zen” commentaries of the day, and Herman Hesse’s Siddhartha were strewn about everywhere I went, from the Bay area in California to Manhattan’s Lower East Side and southern Vermont.   When I returned to teaching, I assigned Hesse’s novel one semester, mostly for old time's sake, but it never really took hold of me, and after a few classes it began to leave me cold.

    One of my great awakenings from the fog of the “cultural revolution” occurred when I read Rudyard Kipling’s Kim and saw just how thin and programmatic Siddhartha was compared to the vibrant scenes of India in Kipling’s tale.  It was all there—the British army, the Great Game in the north between England and the continental powers, the exotic traffic along the Grand Trunk Road, the Buddhist’s Wheel of Life, an old lama from the Such-Zen monastery on a holy quest—the entire canvas of India as Kipling knew it in his time, yet I had never seen a single mention of the novel anywhere that I had knocked about.  And what could that keen-eyed and passionate writer, whom the left decades ago branded an “imperialist,” have taught those offbeat groups in which I moved, with their first stirrings of New Age orthodoxy through one cultish belief or another, including their “counter-culture” propaganda of Zen?  Not even Gary Snyder, for all his Buddhist studies in Japan and outdoor life in the Pacific Northwest, could write, as Kipling and Basho did, without betraying a self-conscious desire to sound authentic and in tune with his surroundings.

    Of all the “beat” writers of his time, Kerouac was the only one I remember whose Orientalism had no trace of posturing in it and who wrote with a genuine weakness for the American scene, especially the landscapes and cityscapes of his childhood generation.  I still feel drawn to Kerouac’s travels through the last remains of Depression-era America in the 1940s and early ’50s, with its freight yards, battered side streets, and dusty towns along Route 66, the old migrants’ highway of The Grapes of Wrath, and I still value his ear for Whitman’s prose in Specimen Days and the long, all-embracing lines in Song of Myself, with their pronounced love of country that Ginsberg never heard.  It was Kerouac, more than any other writer in my youth, who helped me to recognize the deeper levels of this same sensibility when years later I read John Dos Passos’ trilogy U.S.A. (1936) and was further surprised when I read Orient Express (1927) and heard a familiar sound from On the Road in Dos Passos’ travel sketches of the middle east: “There’s no opium so sweet as the unguarded sunny sleep on the deck of a boat when it’s after lunch in summer and you don’t know when you are going to arrive nor what port you will land at, when you’ve forgotten east and west and your name and your address and how much money you have in your pocket.”

      All this and more came back to me last September in an unexpected way after I saw several performances of an autobiographical monologue directed by my wife and written by an acting student of hers in LA, Jim Loucks, whose father, a Baptist preacher in south Georgia, was the main subject of Jim’s scenes from his rural southern past.  Talk about an earlier America.  Everything about the work was a recreation not only of Jim’s childhood but also of his parents’ youth, and it even touched upon the long-gone dead.  At the center of Jim’s memories was his father’s church and a cemetery that began just behind the preacher-family’s house and ended at a hog pen further back.  It was not the pen, however, but three points in the graveyard that marked its special character, for Jim’s father, whose two great passions, as his wife never tired of complaining, were “God and golf,” had turned that pastoral burial ground into a three-holed golf course where he could practice his swings, until one day he achieved the Zen-like perfection of a hole-in-one bounced off the church roof and gravestones dating back to the Civil War.  Hence the title of Jim’s monologue, Cemetery Golf.

    I saw the work in its latest incarnation this summer at Beyond Baroque, a small theater near the Pacific in Venice, California. The god of ironic associations must have had a hand in my moment of recall, which was amplified by Barack Obama’s remark in San Francisco about small-town Americans clinging to their guns and religion (or golf clubs and religion in the case of Reverend Loucks).  Soon after returning to New York, I happened to be reading “Obama, Oprah, and the Guru’ in the online conservative journal American Thinker when my Venice evening leapt to mind, the exact moment occurring when I came to the passage on “Oprah’s guru Eckhart Tolle” and his book The Power of Now.  It was this hucksterish-sounding title that triggered my memory of Jim’s show and the after-theater conversation that I had with a one-time professor of film, who drifted from Cemetery Golf to carrying on about his teaching days among “Georgia rednecks” and from there to the church of higher thoughts in LA that he attends, with a brief mention of Timothy Leary and Richard Alpert’s Be Here Now.

    I had never heard of Tolle or his book, but I had read the original Now in the old days and years later tried out several passages on some of my Borough of Manhattan Community College students, one of whom wrote a journal entry that sums up for me the lively, articulate, and unselfconscious writing of my best BoMac subway-college students from that time.  The author of that entry, a divorced thirty year-old postal worker living in a small walkup apartment, had the distinctly Jewish-East European and non-Now name of Jerry Yutkowitz, and his directness still makes me smile when I think of all the verbiage that Alpert's book inspired:

What is this assignment about?  Is it Zen?  Is it living in the moment?  Individuality?  Are all these things the same anyway?  I’m sitting here at my desk, which is a hollow wooden door supported by old green army file cabinets facing a brick wall.  I’m nervously munching on raisins, turning pages of this Be Here Now book, dazzled and stupefied by the crystal clear knowledge or the incredible bullshit coming from its pages.

Living in a cramped apartment, working at a menial job, going back to school, coping with an ex-wife who was giving him grief about seeing his child, Jerry was living proof that one could be alive in the moment without being stoned, “self-actualized,” and in tip-top shape to receive the higher consciousness.  As for me, I always thought that Leary and Alpert were frauds, although I never got to the bottom of my feelings about Better Buddhism through LSD until that evening conversation about Cemetery Golf, when, living for one perfect instant in the Now, I said, without any thought or hesitation, “I would rather be living in the Then.”

    I had struck the mother lode.  There I was, at one with the moment and turning its force against the peddlers of Zen, who want us to believe that Now is only what they say it is.  Naturally, they claim the opposite and say that Now is everything, and then they complete the ruse by making everything subservient to their version of the Now.  This is the way with all self-sealing ideologies.  The ancient gnostics, who created the template, preached that holy wisdom lies beyond Creation, with the sole exception of their own illuminated minds.  The Koran insists that Allah is both the immediate and final cause of everything, postmodernists that nothing exists apart from words (“il n’y a rien hors du texte”), Marx that no form of society, politics, or spirituality has any existence outside ‘the mode of production of material life,” and Tolle likewise lays down the dictum that nothing can ‘happen or be outside the Now.”  The past is not the past but only “a former Now,’ the future is not the future but only “an imagined Now,” and all the ills of the world nothing more than symptoms of “resistance to the Now.”  In the perfect circle of Tolle’s tautologies, ‘there are no problems in the Now.”  And just to make sure that this self-enclosed gibberish remains insulated from critique (for where else can problems exist except in the present?), we have the first and last rule of Now: “The essence of what I am saying,” writes Tolle, “cannot be understood by the mind.”  In the words of Alpert / Ram Dass, “The major obstacle at every stage of the path of enlightenment is our own thoughts.”  The elimination of this “major obstacle” is the express aim of these salesmen of Now, for, as it is written in the Gospel of Tolle, “The good news is that you can free yourself from your mind. This is the only true liberation.”

    It is one thing to say with Pascal that the heart has its reasons which thought cannot know, but it is quite another to impugn thinking itself, a strategy that is tailor-made to protect the notions that these gurus want us to believe, the thoughts that lie beyond all thought.  In Be Here Now, this quackery is enhanced by a fourteen-page mishmash of “books to hang out with” and other hip selections, which include everything from eastern and western scripture to Madame Blavatsky, Dante to Timothy Leary, and William Blake to Dame Rudhyar (The Planetarization of Consciousness).  Herman Hesse weighs in with three novels, but Kim is nowhere to be found.  It is not just that the author’s name alone would be a political liability (Kipling as “apologist” for British rule in India), but that the lessons of the novel itself would be too tough to swallow; for Kim is a street-wise boy of the first order and could never be seduced by Alpert’s egoless parent (“You’re offering a child here and now-ness”), and Kipling’s Tibetan holy man is a free thinker, as he is referred to several times, and his skepticism would likewise have no place in Alpert”s flummery (“My teacher Hari Dass Baba is Essence”).  As for his own religious beliefs, the lama has faith only in the Buddha, the perfect justice of the Wheel of Life, and his own journey with the help of Kim, to whom he insists only that “the Search is sure.”  What is most sure for Leary, Alpert,[1] and Tolle, on the other hand, is the ever-expanding market for popular Zen, where they excel in the art of selling freedom from thought to gullible minds.

    This is the crux of the lama’s difference even from the gurus of his time, for Teshoo Lama makes no special claims for his beliefs or the beliefs of any sect.  As we learn in the second scene of the novel, he is guided by the Buddha’s doctrine that “it is all illusion,” and, although he welcomes the chance to teach the Buddhist world-picture to one and all along his way, no one’s salvation matters to him except his own and later Kim’s.  What is more telling yet about his search is that he does not wish to be free of his mind or personality, only of his sins, a word that has no place in the semantic tyranny that has cornered the enlightenment market since the 1960s.         

    Let the buyer beware.  On the one hand, we are called upon to Be Here Now, which is a direct command for each of us to be fully alive in the moment; yet we are also told that we have to pay attention to each other, for “we are all on the journey towards enlightenment and at each stage must share what has been discovered with those who will listen.”  Unless we are all living in the same Now, however, the two directives cancel each other out, for we cannot live in the moment if we have to be concerned with everyone else’s Now, as well.  Moreover, it is patently false, as the world goes, that “we are all on the journey towards enlightenment”; and if, for argument’s sake, it were true, who would not be willing to listen?  Worse yet, if we did as Alpert says we “must” and shared our discoveries “at each stage” on the way to Now, there would be no room left to live in it, for we would all become consumed with talking and listening, and the world would turn into a spiritualized version of Show and Tell.  There remains one last question, which brings us back to Alpert’s title and takes us to the heart of this farce.  With no ifs, ands, or buts, he proclaims that we must “Be Here Now,” yet where else could anyone be while reading the book?  The answer completes the circle of this self-enclosed journey into mindlessness, for, according to Alpert and his clones, you aren’t anywhere worth being unless you accept their definition of the Here and Now.  And what it means, most of all, is that you cannot become enlightened as long as you think that you are you.

    The mantra of Zen for the masses goes like this: if you are frightened, unhappy, repressed, or unfulfilled, it is because you persist in the delusion that you have a self that feels this way, even worse, that you believe you have a self at all, when what you really have is a fixation on a mental construct that you think is you.  In the politics of Now, you are a victim of the western “assumption of self-presence,” the belief that all things have an identity, which locks us into an oppressive word system and cuts us off from the infinitely changing flow of everything.  To which a Jerry Yutkowitz might reply, “But isn’t this just another bunch of words?”  Indeed it is, and at length.  A Japanese haiku creates a world in under twenty syllables, and even the prose-poetic sections of Lao Tzu’s The Way of Life are short enough to have been written in a single visionary flash, while our mass-marketers of life in the moment don’t know when to stop talking, especially about silence, despite the teachings of the east.  And why should they when they have an unlimited audience for their brand of illusions?  It’s not just that “the simple believe everything,”[2] as Proverbs has it, but that the masses are especially vulnerable when demagogues lace their fantasies with the necessary scapegoats du jour: Jews, Christians, capitalists, meat-eaters, Dead White European Males, men themselves, living or dead, or one’s own anxiety-ridden self.  Hence the wisdom of P. T. Barnum’s “every crowd has a silver lining.”  The old masters of the Tao would have looked right through the peddlers of Zen, the last people on earth who could possibly understand what the Way of Life meant to them: no words, no theories, no pretence at “crystal clear knowledge” that is nothing more than “incredible bullshit.”  As Chuang Tzu wrote, “Where is there a man who has forgotten words so I can have a word with him?”

    That is the kind of Now that lasts for centuries, while today’s is filled with words without end, like the wall of books that I once saw at the delivery entrance to Barnes & Noble’s flagship store on Fifth and 18th in New York. One could grow old trying to count the volumes of dead words since the advent of the “counter culture” in the 1960s (counter to culture is what Leary and the others really meant).  The last time I looked, works on psychic self-help, postmodern theory, and spiritualisms of one kind or another took up whole sections at that same Barnes & Noble store, while one or two volumes still suffice for the Bible, Homer, Dante, Chaucer, Cervantes, the plays and poems of Shakespeare, and the essays of Montaigne.  For sheer conciseness, depth, and beauty of expression, Then has it over Now in spades.  All you have to do is have one true insight into Hamlet and the power of Then will be with you in a flash, while today we have nothing more than one instant Was after another, in which the present is only as good as the last hour before a politician’s promises or the latest scandals and disasters are gone and forgotten, the last minute before your five-year-old laptop suddenly crashes and becomes permanently obsolete, the last flicker between one image and the next on MTV or a high-speed computer game, and the split second between the end of a class and the moment when a student reaches for his cell phone, so that Now becomes one vast prison-house of disconnected moments, in which the past is reduced to, “That’s so yesterday,” and the future becomes, “Later for that.”

    In an age when the world seems to be closing in on us in a frenzy of change, Tolle’s pronouncement that “there are no problems in the Now” sounds especially perverse, and it would be erroneous even in the best of times, for, as Robert Frost observes in “Carpe Diem,”

The present

  Is too much for the senses,

  Too crowding, too confusing—

Too present to imagine.

Life is difficult enough amid this welter of sensations and events, but it becomes all the more bewildering when the past slides out from under one’s feet and the present is up for grabs, which is why demagogues thrive in an atmosphere of disorientation and crisis. “To see what is in front of one’s nose needs a constant struggle” is not only true in itself but perhaps the most self-revealing line that George Orwell ever wrote, for it speaks to his own efforts to anatomize the most destructive fraud of his time, with its unrelenting campaigns on behalf of the Soviet regime, which used every trick of language to promote a profoundly evil fantasy of world reform.

    In The Communist Manifesto, where this fantasy was born, Karl Marx declares with all the tough talk at his command that religious, philosophical, and otherwise ideological critiques of communism “are not deserving of serious examination,” but what mass-produced Zen offers is soft dogmatism for soft minds.  “Be here now” means that you aren’t but you should be.  Note the unspoken imperative that yours is not to question why.  When his first guru tells Alpert in so many words to shut up, he treats it as religious instruction and stores it in his memory as the key to his enlightenment:

“Did I ever tell you about the time that Tim and I… ”

And he’d say, “Don’t think about the past. Just be here now.”

Silence.

And I’d say, “How long do you think we’re going to be on this trip?”

And he’d say, “Don’t think about the future. Just be here now.”

This is the kind of deep training in expanded consciousness that Alpert thinks he is receiving from Bhagwan Dass, (or, more properly, “Bhagwan Dass”), “a 23 year old guy from Laguna Beach” on a “temple pilgrimage” through India, whose charismatic appeal for Alpert lies in his “long blonde hair and a long blonde beard,” his “holy clothes—a dhoti,” his lessons on “some mantras and working with beads,” and the blank slate of his essential vacancy, on which Alpert can project whatever guru fantasies he desires.  Through the accompanying photograph of Baghwan and his terse messages from the Here and Now, Alpert urges us to do the same.  Interestingly enough, the two are traveling on the same exotic journey to the Himalayas as Kim and Teshoo Lama; but that is where the resemblance ends, for Kipling’s novel is filled with vibrant human interchange, while Bhagwan insists that he and Alpert remain practically incommunicado from each other:

     He’d say, “You eat this,” or, “Now you sleep here.”  And all the rest of the time we sang holy songs.  That was all there was to do.

    Or he would teach me Asanas—Hatha Yoga postures.

    But there was no conversation.  I didn’t know anything about his life.  He didn’t know anything about my life….  And yet, I never felt so profound an intimacy with another being….  He had been in India for five years, and he was so high that everybody just welcomed him, feeling “he’s obviously one of us.”

There is a kind of sophomoric silliness to Alpert’s excitement over the important people in his life that sometimes sounds like the voice of Alicia Silverstone in Clueless, with its perfect intonations of Valley Speak among the teenagers of Beverly Hills High: “The more time I spent with Tim, the more I realized he had an absolutely extraordinary intellect.  He really knew a lot.”

    Whatever else they may have known, what Leary and Alpert understood about Buddhism would have barely filled a thimble compared to the knowledge and wisdom of Kipling’s lama.  The first time we meet him, he is about to enter a museum of Indian arts and industry, “the Wonder House, as the natives call the Lahore Museum,” where the curator (modeled on Kipling’s father) takes him on a guided tour, has an extended conversation with him, scholar to scholar, as they pass among the exhibits of sacred art, and later exchanges gifts with him.[3]  In addition to the lama’s depth of knowledge, inquisitiveness, dignity, and poise, the curator is intrigued by the actual path of his journey, which follows Buddha’s own life from birth to death among “the Holy Places which His foot had trod.”  This is no mere pilgrimage to venerate the sacred sites, however, but a quest to discover the Buddha’s legendary “River of the Arrow,” which the lama began after years of dissatisfaction over the decline of Buddhist spirituality, about which Leary, Alpert, and all the other proselytizers of the Now have not a word to say:

    The lama lowered his voice.  “And I come here alone.  For five-seven-eighteen-forty years it was in my mind that the old Law was not well followed; being overlaid, as thou knowest, with devildom, charms, and idolatry….

    “So it comes with all faiths.”

    “Thinkest thou?  The books of my lamassery I read, and they were dried pith; and the later ritual with which we of the Reformed Law have cumbered ourselves—that, too, had no worth to these old eyes.  Even the followers of the Excellent One are at feud on feud with one another.  It is all illusion.”

Unlike Alpert and his Laguna Beach guru, the lama has no special interest in temples, rituals, or yogic practices (his great meditation comes only at the end), and people from all walks of life are drawn to him not because “he’s obviously one of us” but for the exact opposite reason, because he is unlike anyone that they have ever met.

    The young street urchin Kim, who seems to know everyone in Lahore and is irrepressibly curious about everyone’s business, follows the lama into the museum and lays himself down on the floor just outside the curator’s cubicle, “his ear against a crack in the heat-split cedar door,” where he overhears the lama’s story and is immediately filled with a sense of wonder about the man.  What Kim experiences with the quickness of a perceptive and impressionable child, the curator grasps with the eye of an art historian and avid connoisseur:

   The curator would have detained him; they are few in the world who still have the secret of the conventional brush-pen Buddhist pictures which are, as it were, halfwritten and half drawn.  But the lama strode out, head high in air, and pausing an instant before the great statue of a Bodhisat in meditation, brushed through the turnstiles.

    Kim followed like a shadow.  What he had overheard excited him wildly. This man was entirely new to all his experience...

For all their talk about “higher consciousness,” I cannot recall a single expressive thought or image in any of the Orientalized guides to enlightenment I ever read, only endless passages of highly charged, all-purpose abstractions, to the point where an intellectual and emotional nullity like Eckhart Tolle can depersonalize that most personal of all the world’s sacred figures and insist that his readers treat “Christ” as a unisex “presence” as well:

If “Christ” were to return tomorrow in some externalized form, what could he or she possibly say to you other than this: “I am the Truth.  I am divine presence.  I am eternal life.  I am within you.  I am here.  I am Now.”

     Never personalize Christ. Don’t make Christ into a form identity.

So much for Christ’s “form identity” in the Gospels and in Christian art for over fifteen hundred years, and so much as well for the entire sweep of sacred Asian art from India and Tibet to China and Japan, for, according to Tolle, “Avatars, divine mothers, enlightened masters... are not special as persons.”

     Kipling gives the lie to this chilling pronouncement when he draws our eye to the paintings and scultpures at the Lahore Museum, as the lama, with “the curator behind him, went through the collection with the reverence of a devotee and the appreciative instinct of a craftsman”:

    Here was the devout Asita, the pendant of Simeon in the Christian story, holding the Holy Child on his knee while mother and father listened; and here were incidents in the legend of the cousin Devadatta.  Here was the wicked woman who accused the Master of impurity, all confounded; here was the teaching in the Deer-Park; the miracle that stunned the fire-worshippers; here was the Bodhisat in royal state as a prince; the miraculous birth; the death at Kusinagara, where the weak disciple fainted; while there were almost countless repetitions of the meditation under the Bodhi tree; and the adoration of the alms-bowl was everywhere.  In a few minutes the curator saw that his guest was no mere bead-telling mendicant, but a scholar of parts.

Kipling’s prose is vivid and moving because he has the capacity to see and feel the human drama of these sacred scenes.  Like the curator’s attraction to the lama’s own distinctive qualities, the emotional depth of the passage also prepares us for the exquisite relationship that is about to begin between the boy and the aged lama, “such a man as Kim, who thought he knew all castes, had never seen.”

    In stark contrast to Kipling’s Teshoo Lama, Tolle’s “enlightened masters” lack all character and physiognomy, as Alpert’s guru worship is organized around a series of inflated clichés (“He is just like a crystal,” “He is a perfect mirror,” “A teacher points the way.  A guru is the Way,” etc.).  Such demagoguery of the spirit is both intellectually embarrassing and pernicious.  In The Power of Now, which is a chaotic mixture of ersatz Buddhism (“Give Up the Relationship with Yourself”) and radical feminist rhetoric (”Why Women Are Closer to Enlightenment”), we read that “the energy frequency of the mind appears to be essentially male” (manipulative, grasping, and aggressive) and that the highest form of this “energy frequency” belongs to the fear-arousing “traditional God” of the Old Testament, who “is a patriarchal, controlling authority figure, an often angry man.”

    Tolle’s drivel plays its part in propelling the underlying chaos of the book, in which he denies the humanity of Christ and Buddha and passes a simplistic and offensive judgment on the Torah yet claims in his introduction that he does not wish to undercut the followers of any religion but only to reveal “the essence of all religions.”  Tolle inadvertently reveals the demagoguery and outright lie of this vacuous claim when he writes that he has “endeavored to use terminology that is as neutral as possible to reach a wide range of people.”  On the final page of the book, we discover that Tolle, in fact, does not care whether God is vengeful or compassionate, since the Gospel principle of forgiveness, which he refers to merely as “a term that has been in use for two thousand years,” can only become “true forgiveness” if you give up “your sense of self from the past” by “accessing the power of the Now,” at which point “the whole concept of forgiveness then becomes unnecessary.”

    The end result of Tolle’s dismissive sophistry is that scriptural teachings are either manipulated or thrown out the window (so much for non-“male” thinking), and people’s heads become filled with childish notions about spirituality, human nature, and the condition of the modern world, as in Tolle’s, “Resistance to the Now... forms the basis of our dehumanized industrial civilization.”  This exploitation of the Now as a ready-made answer for everything has its counterpart in Alpert’s psychedelic gospel and draws upon the same language of New Age Orientalism as we find in Be Here Now, minus Alpert’s drug therapy, detailed yogic lessons, and bibliography, which makes The Power of Now the perfect adaptation of Alpert’s book for the I. Q. of the new millenium.  Where Alpert / Ram Dass proposed ashrams for the “counter culture,” Buddhism Lite is for everyone (“Enter the Now from wherever you are”).

    The lessons of Kim have nothing in common with these escapist fantasies.  It never occurs to Alpert and Tolle, for example, that “the power of Now” can be used in the service of force and fraud, yet it is little Kim who practices both to perfection, once when he devises a plot to have two assassins captured, another when he disguises the identity of a spy in a train compartment without anyone being the wiser, and the third when he outwits a French and Russian spy, all in a flash of inspiration and the luck of the moment, whose successful resolution comes about “simply, beautifully, and inevitably.”

    As for Teshoo Lama, his humility and ethical rigor would never permit him to preach the narcissism of Alpert’s, “You are the guru,” or Tolle’s, “The reality of your divine presence”; and he would positively shun the rhetoric of these New Age faqirs, whose spiritualized snake-oil about “the energy body,” “loss of Now,” and “the realized being” operates in the same perverse way as political propaganda and leads not to higher thought but in the precise opposite direction, which Orwell described for all time as “a reduced state of consciousness” that is “favorable to political conformity.”  Hence the deadening of thought and perception as the strategic aim of all “the smelly little orthodoxies that are contending for our souls.”

     One aspect of this strategy is the cynical manipulation of images, chiefly of the Leader or some equally exalted figure, and in the most simplistic terms possible.  Like the ever-watchful gaze of Big Brother’s poster-portraits in 1984 and the mass-produced portraits of Marx, Lenin, and Stalin that blanketed parades and administrative offices throughout Soviet Russia,[4] Alpert’s full page photo-portrait of his Laguna Beach guru is meant to induce the same response in everyone who looks at it, in this case the impression of the generic hippie as an other-worldly youth and budding saint.  With his mouth pursed behind his beard and moustache (the enigmatic silence of the master), Bhagwan rivets our attention to his eyes, which bore into ours from the slightly elevated angle of his head.  For one who does not come under its intended spell, the general effect, complete with long hair, beaded necklace, and naked torso, is of insufferable pretentiousness that is also frighteningly vacant as he stares at us with a kind of all-seeing disdain.  Marariji, another of Alpert’s holy men, looks much wilder by comparison in his photograph but with those same tunneling eyes.

    In Dan Yack, a novel that takes us from St. Petersburg to Patagonia, Blaise Cendrars remarks, “The simple impression of being disoriented, in an alien land, is sufficient to knock you off balance.”  If we add to that observation a drug-addled mind like Alpert’s, we can appreciate how a disaffected Harvard professor of psychology, wandering through India and the foothills of the Himalayas, could surrender all sense of self and reason to a “23 year old guy” after he tells him, “You know, I feel crumby, my hips are hurting,” and a moment later feels that his SoCal guru has exploded his whole phony life (“He sort of wiped out my whole game.  That was it—that was my whole trip—emotions and past experiences, and future plans”), all because of Bhagwan’s unrelating and empty-headed response to his complaint: “Emotions are like waves.  Watch them disappear in the distance on the vast calm ocean.”

    It is Mahariji, however, who gives Alpert the full treatment by telling him where he was the night before they met, what he was thinking of (his mother), and when and how she died, after which Alpert’s mind burns “out its circuitry” in trying to comprehend what happened.  He then collapses into uncontrollable weeping, suddenly feels “like I was home.  Like the journey was over,” and several days later “realized that he knew everything that was going on in my head, all the time.”  Alpert claims that he wasn’t under the influence of psychedelics when Marariji read his mind, although he writes that he was carrying a bottle of LSD when he and Bhagwan visited Mahariji and that he gave him several pills, which would have knocked out any ordinary person but, according to Alpert, had no visible effect on him.  On the following page, the mystery of this offhand miracle is presumably cleared up when Alpert tells us that Mahariji is living in a state of Samadhi, or “oneness of mind; undistracted union of subject and object.”

    The most telling point for me about these stories of all-seeing gurus is that Alpert, a trained psychologist and, among other things, a former therapist with Harvard’s Health Service, was “turned on... to pot” by his first patient when he was “still quite a heavy drinker” and then graduated to Psylocybin and later LSD; yet he does not even suggest the possibility that he could have been experiencing distorted perceptions through any long-term effects of alcoholism and the ingestion of powerful drugs.  Although he is incapable of making the connection, his failure to consider Baghwan’s or Mahariji’s effect on him in light of his own history is bound up with his admitted failure to believe in the very techniques of analytical psychology that he was both teaching and practicing; and we in turn are left to believe that it was all over with his “game plan” after Bhagwan taught him that “emotions are like waves” and that his mind blew its circuits in trying to understand how Mahariji could have read it like an open book.

    Alpert’s stories belong to a genre that might have found its way into Robert Ripley’s Believe it or Not (“In 1967, the guru Mahariji read a Harvard professor’s mind in less than five minutes!”), whereas Tolle confronts us with the dumbing down of hokum itself: “Even a stone has rudimentary consciousness; otherwise it would not be, and its atoms and molecules would disperse.”

    Whatever these celebrity guides have to say, there is always something shoddy, ignorant, or unprincipled at work.  Early in their travels, to cite one choice example, Alpert’s Laguna Beach guru is busy “giving away all my money,” then insists that they drive off in a Land Rover that an initiate in Alpert’s “psychedelic sessions” had left in someone else’s care; and when they finally reach their holy man in the foothills of the Himalayas, Mahariji’s first remark is, “You have a picture of me?” followed by, “You came in a big car?” and, “You give it to me?”  Once again, Bhagwan leaps at the chance to give away someone else’s property; and, although Alpert’s first reaction is “No—now wait a minute—you can’t give away David’s car like that,” the day after Mahariji sees everything “going on in my head,” Alpert is ready to give him “anything” he wants.  “If he wanted the Land Rover, he could have it.”

    As for Teshoo Lama, he asks for nothing but gratefully receives offerings of food and lodging from the faithful, and what he offers in return is a ready ear, common-sense advice, and the lessons of his “brush-pen Buddhist pictures which are, as it were, half written and half drawn.”  During the last stage of their journey, the lama brings Kim to his temporary temple cell at Benares and ushers him into the secrets of his craft.  There is a fairytale feeling of magic in the air as the lama assumes “the cross-legged attitude of the Bodhisat emerging from meditation” and, in an echo of Shakespeare’s Prospero, solemnly says to him, “I will show thee my art”:

   He drew from under the table a sheet of strangely scented yellow Chinese paper, the brushes, and slab of India ink.  In cleanest, severest outline he had traced the Great Wheel with its six spokes, whose centre is the conjoined Hog, Snake, and Dove (Ignorance, Anger, and Lust), and whose compartments are all the heavens and hells, and all the chances of human life.  Men say that the Bodhisat Himself first drew it with grains of rice upon dust, to teach His disciples the cause of things.  Many ages have crystallized it into a most wonderful convention crowded with hundreds of little figures whose every line carries a meaning.  Few can translate the picture-parable; there are not twenty in all the world who can draw it surely without a copy; of those who can both draw and expound are but three.

It is a piece of  knowledge, one of the highest in the old cultures of Tibet, China, and Japan, that allows him to paint the Wheel of Life in all its glorious details, even when he is on the move, and to “expound [it] cycle by cycle” along the way:

Here sat the Gods on high—and they were dreams of dreams.  Here was our Heaven and the world of the demi-Gods—horsemen fighting among the hills.  Here were the agonies done upon the beasts, souls ascending or descending the ladder and therefore not to be interfered with.  Here were the Hells, hot and cold, and the abodes of tormented ghosts.

In one of the most brilliant passages in the novel, when the lama directs Kim’s attention to “the Human World, busy and profitless, that is just above the Hells,” the boy’s mind is “distracted” from the lesson by the living truth of the lama’s words, for right there

by the roadside trundled the very Wheel itself, eating, drinking, trading, marrying, and quarrelling—all warmly alive.  Often the lama made the living pictures the matter of his text, bidding Kim –too ready—note how the flesh takes a thousand thousand shapes, desirable or detestable as men reckon, but in truth of no account either way; and how the stupid Spirit... is bound to follow the body through all the Heavens and all the Hells, and strictly round again.

It is as though the lama’s painting and “the living pictures” of the road had grown out of one another,[5] and it is all described in a single vivid paragraph that is more intimate and more compelling than anything that Alpert has to say about Buddhist spirituality and altogether beyond the humbug of Tolle’s “essence of all religions.”

    As for the deeper relationship between guru and disciple, in Kim it is the teacher who seeks enlightenment and the student who is the key to his salvation.  This process begins almost from the moment that they meet, but it does not effectively get under way until they are forced to separate, and it is the lama’s embrace of this rupture that will take him from suffering to redemption.  As the lama later tells Kim, “It was made plain to me in a hundred dreams... that without thee I should never find my River,” yet, earlier in the novel, when the two come upon an English encampment, are taken for questioning, and Kim is turned over to the chaplain of the regiment, the lama gives him up as a sacrifice to his love for the boy and his faith in the justice of the Wheel.  This faith will be tested by the very terms of their separation, for the one person that Teshoo Lama needs to fulfill his quest turns out to be the son of a deceased English soldier, Kimball O’Hara, of that same regiment to which their path has led them, and it is Kim who has drawn them to the camp.  What is more remarkable yet is that these circumstances will play a decisive role in Kipling’s own portrayal of the Wheel.

    There will be many comings and goings between teacher and disciple as the story unfolds, but for the present each is forced to return to his separate world: the lama to his solitary quest and the boy to his English roots.  Without knowing the meaning of its contents, Kim has been carrying a little “leather amulet-case” around his neck that contains three papers: his father’s signed scrawl, “Please take care of the boy,” his “clearance certificate” from the army, and the boy’s birth certificate—which O’Hara (who by then had become addicted to opium) insisted that Kim should never lose.  Unlike Alpert’s drug-addled visions, O’Hara’s are filled with love for his own flesh and blood, and they are based on a true understanding of what his documents mean, for “those things, he was used to say, in his glorious opium hours, would yet make little Kimball a man.  On no account was Kim to part with them.”

    This sole command from father to son has a special urgency, for Kim’s mother “died of cholera in Ferozepore” when Kim was three-years old, whereupon O’Hara turned to drink and “drifted away, till he came across the woman who took opium and learned the taste from her.”  In dramatizing the conjunction between O’Hara’s downward slide and the orphaning of Kim, Kipling does not say precisely when it happened, only that O’Hara was speaking to a child and that he died sometime later “as poor whites die in India.”

    In addition to the documents, what helps to save Kim from a similar end is his curiosity and quick-wittedness, his ability to live as a native child of the streets, and an oral gift from his father that is in some ways more significant than the papers, for it is the direct cause of his capture and all that flows from that event.  Kipling describes it as an enigmatic and magical prophecy, according to which “nine hundred first-class devils, whose god was a Red Bull on a green field, would attend to Kim, if they had not forgotten O’Hara—poor O’Hara that was gang-foreman on the Ferozepore line.”[6]  It is that Red Bull, the regiment’s emblem, “on a background of Irish green” and sewn onto “an ordinary camp marking-flag,” which stops Kim in his tracks at the encampment and for the lama also “touches my Search.”  When they are brought before the Anglican priest and the Roman Catholic chaplain of the regiment, the lama gazes “into space and emptiness” and renounces his attachment to the boy by the dictates of his search:

“And I am a follower of the Way,” he said bitterly.  “The sin is mine and the punishment is mine.  I made believe to myself—for now I see it was but make-belief—that thou was sent to me to aid in the Search.  So my heart went out to thee for thy charity and thy courtesy and the wisdom of thy little years.  But those who follow the Way must permit not the fire of any desire or attachment, for that is all illusion….  I see now that the sign of the Red Bull was a sign for me as well as for thee.  All Desire is red—and evil.  I will do penance and find my River alone.”

Unlike the commercializers of the “self-actualized” life, the lama keeps strict account of his personal failings and, free thinker that he is, loves true learning wherever he finds it and has no need to impugn the west in order to prop up the teachings of the east.

    These qualities of the lama’s character are revealed at the museum in Lahore, and they now determine the direction of Kim’s development; for it is Teshoo Lama’s intellectual rigor, together with his care for the boy, that allows him to decide on the instant to support his education in an English school.  Before he departs, he asks Father Victor’s advice and is told that “the best schooling a boy can receive in India, is, of course, St. Xavier’s in Partibus at Lucknow.”  Several days later, he astonishes the chaplain with a letter written by a wayside scribe “for Venerable Teshoo Lama the priest of Such-zen looking for a River, address care of Tirthankers’ Temple, Benares,” in which the lama hopes that his “present step” will be “approved for Almighty God’s sake.  Education is greatest blessing if of best sorts.  Otherwise no earthly use,”  to which Father Victor, a man of no mean intelligence and common sense himself, exclaims, “Faith, the old man’s hit the bull’s-eye that time!”  Reading on, he is bowled over to hear that the lama will forward “three hundred rupees a year to one expensive education St. Xavier, Lucknow”; and, four days later, his wonderment reaches its crest when he receives another letter from the temple “enclosing a native banker’s note of hand” for the first year’s payment and cries out, “How the Divil—yes, he’s the man I mean—can a street-beggar raise money to educate white boys?”

    Father Victor soon receives an answer of sorts from Colonel Creighton, who arrives to take charge of the boy.  He is the spymaster in charge of the Indian Survey, the British counterpart to the lama in Kim’s education, and one of several men and women who will figure prominently in the plot.  After the chaplain shows him the bank note, tells Kim’s story as far as he knows it, and asks, “Did ye ever hear the like?” Creighton only deepens the mystery when he says to Father Victor, “At any rate, the old man has sent the money.  Gobind Sahai’s notes of hand are good from here to China.”  There is a Now of finance too, which Kipling highlights by never explaining how “the old man” secured the note nor how he would have gained immediate access to a man of wealth and ready reputation (perhaps the Abbot of Such-Zen has his own prestige that is “good from here to China”); and when Creighton adds, “The more one knows about natives the less can one say what they will or won’t do,” Father Victor replies that it is not so much the money that baffles him as “this mixture of Red Bulls and Rivers of Healing... it’s the mixture of things that’s beyond me.” Given the many social barriers between whites and “natives,” a close friendship between a child born into an Anglo-Irish regiment and a Tibetan lama would be perplexing enough, but it is compounded by their separate and unusual tales, each one summed up in a symbol that has a hold on their imagination.  The chaplain cannot know it, but he has hit upon a karmic mystery that has already begun to take shape through this “mixture of things,” which Kipling will unfold with uncommon clarity and precision.      

    This conjunction of mysterious destinies and precision of expression is inherent in the very fabric of the novel, and Kipling makes it possible by endowing his principle figures with superior knowledge and character, so that they are able to thread their way to their goals in a sure-footed progression of steps amid a bewildering variety of people, secret plots, and random events.  Throughout the novel, for example, there are many references to detailed observations and coded messages being passed across “the Hind” and to Creighton as the man who keeps it all together in the Great Game in the north.  In their own way, the boy and the old man share Creighton’s mastery of worldly affairs, since both have a wide range of contacts and a sharp and extensive knowledge of the land: Kim knows all the byways of Lahore and many people, places, and customs beyond its walls; and the lama seems to find his way to men in authority with ease and quickly gains the trust of everyone he meets along a journey that extends from the Himalayas to the plains of India.

    It is a vast and ancient world whose fate is now bound up with the life of a late-nineteenth-century empire, both of which are summed up in the figure of Kim. On his “Asiatic side,” as Creighton calls it, Kim “spoke the vernacular by preference,” “was burned black as any native,”

knew the wonderful walled city of Lahore from the Delhi Gate to the outer Fort Ditch; was hand in glove with men who led lives stranger than anything Haround al Raschid dreamed of; and... lived in a life wild as that of the Arabian Nights...                                            

At the same time, he is the son of Kimball O’Hara, a former “colour-sergeant of the Mavericks, an Irish regiment,” while his mother had been an English “nursemaid in a colonel’s family.”  This brief reference to her station underscores the role of the British army in the lives of Kim’s parents as well as in his own, for as the unnamed colonel gave his mother employment while his father was stationed with the regiment, Colonel Creighton will oversee his youthful occupation as a spy in the Game.

    Like the orders of being in the lama’s art, with their cycles upon cycles of existence, there is a recurring harmony at work in Kipling’s east-west motifs, which is epitomized in two expressions of the miraculous: the lama’s River of the Arrow and the three papers that Kim carries in his leather amulet, which his father told him he must never lose,

for they belonged to a great piece of magic—such magic as men practised over yonder behind the Museum, in the big blue and white Jadoo-Gher—the Magic House, as we name the Masonic Lodge.  It would, he said, all come right some day, and Kim’s horn would be exalted between pillars —monstrous pillars—of beauty and strength.  The Colonel himself, riding on a horse, at the head of the finest regiment in the world, would attend to Kim, little Kim that should have been better off than his father.5

 At the heart of these correspondences, O’Hara’s prophecy that “it would... all come right some day” parallels the lama’s faith in the justice of the Wheel, and it is simultaneously fulfilled in Kim’s last successful operation for Colonel Creighton and the perfect peace that comes to him through Teshoo Lama’s completion of his search.

    The wheel of the novel encloses these analogies and even includes a subtle correspondence between drugs and enlightenment; for O’Hara’s words to Kim, spoken at the height of his “glorious opium hours,” appear on the second page, and the lama’s spirit, “exalted in contemplation,” soars into “the Great Soul” near the very end of the work.  Moreover, at its highest point, the lama’s vision, like O’Hara’s, concerns the welfare of Kim; and both occur in the midst of suffering, O’Hara’s through poverty, addiction, and the death of his wife, and the lama’s through great hardships, together with Kim’s, on their journey from India to the Himalayas (the lama returning to the hills where his search began, and the boy in pursuit of a French and Russian spy).

    Their last resting place is at the home of the Sahiba whom they met early in their travels on the Grand Trunk Road.  She is as cheerful and garrulous as ever, but the lama stops her short: “Do not jest,” he tells her.  “That time is done.  We are here upon great matters.  A sickness of soul took me in the Hills, and him a sickness of the body.”  It is as though they were one person suffering on either side of the divide between body and soul, yet nothing is cut and dried in Kim; and, like the Buddhist’s circular symbol of yin-yang opposition, in which a black dot appears against a white background and a white dot against a black, each shares something of the other’s illness: the old man from a blow to the head by the Russian, and Kim through renewed doubts about who he really is: “‘I am Kim.  I am Kim.  And what is Kim?’  His soul repeated it again and again.”

    As the Sahiba nurses Kim while he lies ill with “mountain-sickness,” the lama wanders into the fields and sits down under a tree to meditate, in ritual imitation of the Buddha under the Bodhi-tree of his enlightenment.  Without moving a muscle, he begins a two-day fast and meditation and on the third sees a brook that he believes to be his River of the Arrow, which he told Kim several times would appear of itself one day beneath his feet.  Still in his trance of meditation, he steps into the water, tumbles in, and is about to drown in the midst of his mystic vision when he hears a voice call out to remind him of the boy, and he allows himself to be rescued from death:

“Also I saw the stupid body of Teshoo Lama lying down, and the hakim from Dacca kneeled beside, shouting in its ear.  Then my Soul was all alone, and I saw nothing, for I was all things, having reached the Great Soul.  And I meditated a thousand thousand years, passionless, well aware of the Causes of all Things.  Then a voice cried: ‘What shall come to the boy if thou art dead?’ and I was shaken back and forth in myself with pity for thee; and I said, ‘I will return to my chela, lest he miss the Way.’  Upon this my Soul, which is the Soul of Teshoo Lama, withdrew itself from the Great Soul with strivings and yearnings and retchings and agonies not to be told.  At that hour my Soul was hampered by some evil or other whereof I was not wholly cleansed, and it lay upon my arms and coiled round my waist; but I put it aside, and I cast forth as an eagle in my flight for the very place of the River.  I pushed aside world upon world for thy sake... and behold I was again in the body of Teshoo Lama, but free from sin, and the hakim from Dacca bore up my head in the waters of the River.”

Like Kim’s magnificent exploits in thwarting a plot against English interests in the north, the lama’s vision is action-packed and no less a conquest over himself than Kim’s over the European spies.  Nor are these isolated acts, for both represent the final recurrence in a pattern of similar events.  Kim has already achieved a number of successful missions, each one rising in complexity along the wheel of his life; and the lama redeems his own by letting go of his vision for the sake of the boy, as he once gave up the boy for the sake of his search.

    As the lama’s spirit soars into the higher realms, we are reminded one last time of his speaking “brush-pen Buddhist pictures”: “Here sat the Gods on high—and they were dreams of dreams.”  This was the first lesson from his works that the lama taught the boy, and it teaches us as well about Kipling’s continuation of the Prospero theme in relation to the lama’s craft; for Shakespeare’s magician likewise creates a sacred dream-work when he summons the goddesses Iris, Ceres, and Juno to enact a wedding masque for Ferdinand and his daughter Miranda.  Within limits, the parallel is precise, since both visions express love for the young: Prospero for his daughter and her betrothed, and the lama for Kim; while the “Gods on high,” who are “dreams of dreams,” are echoed in what the lama would call “the Human World” of  Prospero’s ,“We are such stuff  / As dreams are made on, and our little life / Is rounded with a sleep.”

    There is still another aspect of the lama’s watery trance that weaves together eastern and western literature and lifts it beyond the clichés of westernized Zen, for Kipling, in one quick stroke, has linked the lama’s imitation of the Buddha to the actions of a Buddhist Don Quixote in a moment that is “simply, beautifully, and inevitably” both sublime and ridiculous.  Had R. H. Blyth described Teshoo Lama rather than Don Quixote as “Zen incarnate,”[7] he would have hit his mark, for in that one act of tumbling into his fabled “River” that is nothing more than a brook, the lama not only takes a pratfall as Quixote does whenever he translates a common reality into a scene from medieval romance but also frees himself from his last imperfection through love of the boy, that same Kim who was distracted from his teachings when he saw “the very Wheel itself” by the side of a road, with its scenes of humanity “warmly alive.”  All this surpasses Blyth’s “Zen in literature” and is further yet from Siddhartha’s relentless wordiness and Govinda’s ersatz Buddhist vision by the side of a river[8] in the concluding section of Hesse’s novel.  As for Alpert, Leary, and Tolle, they disappear in the dust of their meaningless words as soon as the lama begins to speak of his search and exchanges gifts with the curator of the “Wonder House” at Lahore. 

Postscript

During the last weekend of January, 1984, which fell by a double coincidence on the thirty-fourth anniversary of Orwell’s death, I flew to London to see an exhibit of Venetian painting at the Royal Academy.  Early the following morning, I took an express train north to see the cathedral at Durham, which appeared from afar on the heights of the cliff above the River Weir as the train rounded a bend and slowly pulled into the station.  The early morning sun had dissipated the freezing fog through which the train had passed the length of the journey, although the cathedral still shimmered in a sparkling haze like a late Turner or Monet.  As I stepped out of the car and looked around, a station hand who was sweeping the platform came up to me and asked if I had come to see the cathedral.  When I answered yes, he remarked that the very building of it was a wonder.  “They did it all without modern machinery, and it’s stood there for centuries and hasn't budged an inch.  My council house is only three years old and the front steps are already moving out of line.”  At the entrance to the cathedral was a sign that read, “We would like visitors to know that people have been worshipping here every Sunday for the past nine hundred years.”

 

 Notes


[1] Leary died during a “former Now” on May 31, 1996.

[2] The Biblical equivalent of “there’s a sucker born every minute,” once attributed to P. T. Barnum and subsequently traced to one of his competitors, who was referring to the spectators of a hoax perpetrated against him by “the  master of humbugs” himself.

[3] 3 In “The Pleasures of Imperialism,” the tenth essay in Culture and Imperialism (1993), Edward Said declares that Kipling has placed the lama “firmly... within the protective orbit of British Rule in India.  This is symbolized in Chapter 1, when the elderly British museum curator gives the Abbot his spectacles, thus adding to the man’s spiritual prestige and authority, consolidating the justness and legitimacy of Britain’s benevolent sway.”  It is Said, however, not Kipling, who makes the lama subservient to “British Rule in India,” since he omits the lama’s gift to the curator, an “open iron-work pencase….  It was a piece of ancient design, Chinese, of an iron that is not smelted these days; and the collector’s heart in the curator’s bosom had gone out to it from the first.”  The scene in fact depicts a heartfelt exchange between scholars of two very different cultures, men who are sensitive, moreover, to certain weaknesses in each other, the curator to the lama’s old eyes and scratched spectacles (when he looks through them, he recognizes that their “power was almost exactly that of his own pair”), and the lama to the curator’s “collector’s heart.”  The nature of the lama’s journey also means nothing to Said, who refers to it merely as “the quaint sincerity of his search.”  About the lama’s vision at the end, he says that “some of this is mumbo jumbo, of course” (so much for his sympathies with the suppressed spirituality of colonial India), and he also claims that “Kipling is less interested in religion for its own sake... than in local color, scrupulous attention to exotic detail, and the all-enclosing realities of the Great Game.”  This too is a piece of intellectual dishonesty and is flatly contradicted by the closing words of the novel, which Kipling gives to Teshoo Lama:

    “ ... So thus the Search is ended.  For the merit I have acquired, the River of the Arrow is here.  It broke forth at our feet, as I have said.  I have found it. Son of my Soul, I have wrenched my Soul back from the Threshold of Freedom to free thee from all sin—as I am free, and sinless.  Just is the Wheel!  Certain is our deliverance.  Come!”

    He crossed his hand on his lap and smiled, as a man may who has won Salvation for himself and his beloved.

It would take an essay twice as long as Said’s to separate the facts of the novel and even his own few worthwhile points from the chicanery of his polished lies.

[4] To which one could add the ubiquitous photographs of imams and suicide bombers in jihadist states and communities and the disturbing suggestions of a Leader cult in the posters and photo portraits of President Obama that have been flooding the public arena since the beginning of the 2008 presidential campaign.  Apropos Soviet propaganda and subversion, the politics of guru worship held particular interest for the KGB; for, according to Yuri Bezmenov, a former agent who was involved in this episode of its history, the regime was bent on exploiting the pacifism of the celebrity guru craze as part of its strategy to demoralize the west.  See “Yuri Bezmenov on KGB interest in Yoga”: http://youtube.com/watch?v=Srw3Ysda1XY&NR=1.

[5] The harmony between the lama’s iconography and “the living pictures” of the Wheel reflects an aesthetic principle for Kipling that appears in another work of this period: Letters of Travel, 1892-1914, in which he first describes a scene on a tropical freighter as though it were work of art and then passes judgment on studio painting in his time:

     A blue, red, and yellow macaw chained to a stanchion spreads his wings against the sun in an ecstasy of terror.  Half-a-dozen red-gold pines and bananas have been knocked down from their ripening-places, and are lying between the feet of the fighters.  One pine has rolled against the long brown fur of a muzzled bear….  The faithful sunlight that puts everything into place, gives… [the officer’s] whiskers and the hair on the back of his tanned wrist just the colour of the copper pot, the bear’s fur and the trampled pines.  For the rest, there is the blue sea beyond the awnings....  Now, disregarding these things and others—wonders and miracles all—men are content to sit in studios and, by light that is not light, to fake subjects from pots and pans and rags and bricks that are called “pieces of colour.” Their collection of rubbish costs in the end quite as much as a ticket, a first-class one, to new worlds where the “props” are given away with the sunshine.

[6] Kipling is a master of suggestion and often reveals a wealth of unspoken observations in a single line.  Note, for example, the emotional range that O’Hara’s words encompass, from the heights of fairytale imagery (“Nine hundred first-class devils, whose god was a Red Bull on a green field”) to the grim reality of “poor O’Hara that was gang-foreman on the Ferozepore line.”  Although Kipling never says it outright, we are meant to understand that O’Hara has an instinctive understanding of a child’s imagination, and his care for the boy shines through even in the midst of his self-pity and addiction; for he couches his command in the only way that it could find a permanent home in the heart of a child, which is not through reasons and explanations but by the language of enchantment.  Moreover, this language, as O’Hara’s uses it, is grounded in reality, since his prophecy that that “it would... all come out right some day” is based on the actual content of his papers, and even this outcome is tempered by the realistic observation that his documents can only work their “magic” if those “nine hundred first-class devils... had not forgotten O’Hara.”

[7] In Zen in English Literature and Oriental Classics (1942).

[8] Together with mountains and waterfalls, rivers are frequently associated with the sacred in Buddhist iconography, all three sometimes appearing in a single Chinese or Japanese landscape painting that includes an image of a sage in meditation.  Other than this general context and the theme of a riverside vision, Hesse’s final section, “The River,” has nothing else in common with Kipling’s treatment of this motif, neither in its narrative function or prose style and subject matter.

Dr. Steve Kogan is a native of Brooklyn and was educated largely at Columbia University.  He has taught for over three decades at The Borough of Manhattan Community College.

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From Arcadia to Empire:

The Aeneid’s Elusive Allegory

(Part One)

John R. Harris

I.  Scholars vs. Poets (Intellectualism vs. Vision)

     Vergil’s Aeneid was one of my first—and remains one of my enduring—literary loves.  That is an odd admission in an epoch when the Classics are very rarely studied at all, when the Greek is usually prized over the Roman wherever Classics programs survive, and when the favorite Roman authors of professional Classicists are almost invariably lyric poets like Catullus or eloquent wags like Ovid.  In my early days as a Classics major, I can recall a fellow student’s disparaging the last line of Aeneas’s exhortation before a desperate charge into Troy’s flaming streets: Una salus victis nullam sperare salutem (“The only safety for the vanquished lies in hoping for no safety”).  This golden-haired child of the bourgeoisie-hating bourgeoisie was pleased to brand the verse jingoistic propaganda worthy of a John Wayne movie.  That might as well have been the day’s reigning assessment of the entire epic, with Vietnam still weighing heavily on our national consciousness: the Aeneid was the product of a militaristic empire’s well-bankrolled efforts to brainwash the masses.  Yet the line in question (and, indeed, the whole epic) suffers brutal mischaracterization if reduced to such terms.  In Aen. 2.354, Aeneas is elevating despair, not king or fatherland or tradition.  If anything, he is within touching distance of the sublime spiritual conundrum, “Those who would gain their life must lose it.”  The utter selflessness of expecting no tomorrow—of casting loose all moorings to peace and home and family—is no doubt an occasionally useful form of ecstasy for an emperor to inspire in his soldiers… but there is no question of any emperor, literal or figurative, behind the scenes of Troy’s fall.  Aeneas’s battlecry might be paraphrased, “We are betrayed and unmanned by wanting to preserve precious fragments of our doomed world.  Too late for that!  This life is at an end… or if it’s not, and if some cultural fragments may yet be saved, only releasing all regard for life and culture will perhaps win them a new dawn.”

     This turns out, then, to be a highly complex utterance, involving not only a dispassionate distance from one’s own life and the generalized beauty of a living order and purpose, but even implying the virtue of not loving too much, of not forming insurmountable attachments.  I have often marveled at the resonance between such Vergilian passages and Krishna’s advice to Arjuna in the Bhagavad-Gita.  Hold nothing of this world as immutable.  Be thorough in action, even apparently self-annihilating action.  Know that the soul’s peace resides elsewhere.  This all sounds to me far more like the Epicurean’s ataraxia—the “undisturbedness” echoed by most post-Socratic ethicists—than like the marching orders of a Nazi strike force.

     Yet to my generation of “scholars”, a passing resemblance was sufficient ground for a death warrant.  The one course offered in Vergil during all the years of my graduate work addressed the Eclogues (or Bucolica)—a not uninformative study, but a mere prolegomenon, if even that, for one of Western literature’s greatest works.  Exponentially more common were courses regaling the student with all the abundant high-jinks and “naughty bits” to be found throughout the lyric and elegiac poets.  An objective observer might well be forgiven for concluding that young people confused about their sexuality or passively aggressive in shamed resistance to their native socio-economic privileges had discovered in such fare a covert vengeance on middle class values, if not a validation of their own increasingly anomic habits. 

     As a matter of fact, I have never sat through a single minute of formal course work focused on the Aeneid, in Latin or in translation, at any level of my educational experience.  I introduced myself to the epic when, as an undergraduate English major, I decided to dust off my high-school Latin (a program discontinued when I was in ninth grade) by purchasing Clyde Pharr’s edition of Books 1-6, generously featuring relevant vocabulary and footnotes on the bottom half of every page of Vergilian text.  Something must have captivated me instantly about the bard, since I ended up dedicating my master’s thesis and a large part of my doctoral dissertation to his masterpiece… but I cannot swear that it was his concept of heroism or the lacrimae rerum so characteristic of his style.  It may, at that inaugural stage, simply have been his “grandiloquence”: the distinctly Vergilian habit, that is, of repeating the same event or observation immediately from a slightly different angle or with slightly shifted emphasis.  Conticuere omnes intentique ora tenebant… “They all grew silent and, intent, they stilled their mouths.”  My master’s thesis actually catalogued hundreds of such passages.

     In short, I do not feel beholden to the academy for placing this great work within my grasp.  I will go farther: I will say that I have read very few books or articles which significantly elucidated the Aeneid’s literary qualities to me.  I recall admiring the work of Adam Parry, a younger scion of the brilliant but short-lived Parry clan; and I will rely heavily in this essay upon W. R. Johnson’s Darkness Visible, which incited me to pursue a certain line of inquiry even if it did not utterly win me to a specific thesis (and I doubt that Johnson would admit to the book’s having had a specific thesis).  In looking back over Johnson’s profound little volume, in fact, I find that he begins his concluding chapter in terms very like those with which I opened this essay.  His estimate of the classicist machine clearly tends toward a suspicion that poetic effects are likely to be mauled therein:

Great writers are never the products of the times they live in, though they often seem so because they reflect—indirectly but brilliantly—the events, the common attitudes, hopes, and fears of their contemporaries.  But they do not merely react to events or passions of “doctrines of the times” as purely popular writers do; they also react against events and contemporary attitudes and use these critical reactions to shape something permanent and true out of the ephemeral.  All these true truisms mean here is that the term “the Augustan Age” identifies a propaganda device that was very successful [in teaching Vergil beside other Roman authors] and is now a handy but somewhat deceptive category for people who are engaged in writing or lecturing about the poetry or the art or the political events or social patterns that existed within a certain span of time.[11]

     Professor Johnson’s sensitivity is the exception that proves the rule, however.  His book was greeted by a storm of indignation on the far shore of the Atlantic, where Vergil’s epic has long been taught (under the magnetism of the British empire) as a paean of those who sacrifice self-interest to the commonweal.  The Old Guard, or so-called Oxford School (Johnson’s “European School”), numbering in its phalanx such worthies as C. S. Lewis, Sir Maurice Bowra, and Brooks Otis, insists that history and culture are on its side.  Vergil cannot have intended his epic as a rejection of militarism—even a subtle one—because anti-militarism was something that the Yanks had thought up in the sixties and were now trying to import retroactively into Augustan Rome.  Implicit in this case (and it is precisely the sort of case one hears in Classics departments on most topics) is the assumption that authors are incapable of thinking independently of their cultural scaffolding, however imaginative may be their artistic genius or fertile the depth of their personal experience.  The culture surrounding Vergil embraced an “anything for the fatherland’s glory” kind of ethic; there is every reason to think that literate members of that culture received Vergil’s public readings of his work-in-progress as an endorsement of such jingoism.  Therefore, this was Vergil’s intent.  It cannot be true that a later age with a different perspective may perceive subtle facets lost to Vergil’s contemporaries: it can only be true that later ages read their own dominant preoccupation into a past which did not share it.

     Not that I have ever been a card-carrying follower of the so-called Harvard School (also viewed by Johnson with reservations)—for the argument on this side does indeed seem to me overstated in places, which may account for much of the other side’s bristling.  I cannot read the Aeneid as a deliberate and consistent indictment of imperial aggression.  In what follows, I shall applaud Johnson’s astute identification of certain baleful images in the epic which come to have, through cumulative impact, a distinctly symbolic power.  Something is surely wrong in this universe, and fighting not only fails to put it right, but must be closely equated with it.  Yet not fighting also seldom offers a credible solution—perhaps never, where major contests are involved.  Evil, I must say, often seems a necessary choice in the Aeneid: or the sorting out of evils, I should say, in an effort to choose the least evil of them is a Vergilian fact of life.  Karl Galinsky has maintained, for instance, that Aeneas’s slaying of Turnus in the incomplete work’s final scene would not only be acceptable to Roman tastes, but obligatory to the Roman sense of duty.[12]  (An Alsatian, Galinsky favored the European perspective in these matters; and he must certainly have offered some excellent classes in the Aeneid while at Austin—my bad luck was to be out-of-step with the curricular cycle, apparently.)  What must be granted to the Harvard scholars, however, is that the slaughter of the Rutulian prince remains an evil, acceptable or obligatory though it be.  More than that, the fact that such behavior may be acceptable or obligatory in human affairs implies a deeply pessimistic message about human life and culture.  I believe that Vergil has discovered nothing less than the “fallenness” of mankind—quite a remarkable find for an offspring of the civilization whose great luminary, Socrates, insisted that no one knowingly does wrong.

     What evidence have I in support of this assertion?  Is there reason to suppose that Vergil knew Hebrew or had the Pentateuch translated for him?  I have no such evidence whatever, any more than I have amassed clues that a wandering scholar told him of the Bhagavad-Gita.  Any claim of this kind would be extravagant to the point of silliness.  Yet what vexes me about the Classics establishment is that appeals to essential human nature are considered equally extravagant.  One cannot allege that the basic moral insight, “Thorough, persistent right action is impossible.” lies waiting to be unearthed by any intelligent, introspective person.  There must be a source, a historical primum mobile.  The position is absurd.  It overlooks that no truly, fully historical first cause would be coherent in matters of morality, since 1) behaviors would be dependent on an historical event, not anchored in human thought, and hence lacking in genuine moral compulsion; and 2) that the “prophet” of the new regime would have to draw his ideas from some preceding influence—or else his dynamic effect could only be explained by inspiration (i.e., access to a transcending spiritual communion), which would thrust us out of historicity and into a territory beyond the scholar’s reach.  Classicists today are in fact as “anti-essentialist” as English professors.  As a group, they will not countenance the notion that “human nature” extends beyond biology.  (Hence the fascination with the Dionysiac and the yawning sufferance of the Apollonian: “that old bore”, a full professor of international repute once referred to the Stoic Seneca in one of my graduate classes.)  Of course, why would we call any work “classic” unless it possessed qualities which endured above the ebb and flow of epochal circumstance?  And why would the classicist tolerate the laurels of light and reason traditionally bestowed upon his field by gullible outsiders if he accepted only sex, hunger, and the will to power as motives not founded in cultural conditioning?  He accepts the laurels because they are offered, and because they are laurels.  Why refuse free adulation?  But the cognitive dissonance stirred up by constant hypocrisy (adulation turns out to be not quite free, since essential human nature turns out to include a conscience) at least gravitates against teaching the most “classic” of works.  Exit the Aeneid.

     Perhaps by now my introduction has sufficiently justified my decision to write as an experienced reader, a trained linguist, a published novelist, and an adult human being rather than as a “scholar” (using the word in a very narrow sense).  That is, I shall cite minimally from other studies of the Aeneid, because I have found few of them to be useful in tracing the work’s overarching tendencies.  Such studies too often cannot see the forest for the trees.  Immersed in details about Vergil’s circle of poet-colleagues and patrons, about his shadowy past, about the prevailing tastes and beliefs of his day, etc., etc., they seem to have immunized themselves against reading the text.  And while the New Criticism has been anything but new for a long time now, no amount of historicizing can impugn its most basic insight: that a literary text is a work of art, an object, and hence the alpha and omega of any artistic experience which involves it.  We can ultimately best understand Vergil by reading Vergil: by remarking what images he favors, analyzing their context, comparing the circumstances of recurrence… yes, and also by noting what emotions most move his characters, how these characters act when moved, what consequences result from their actions, and how consistent a moral portrait the overall mass of action and reaction ends up producing.

     That we who so evaluate motive and moral consistency may be twenty-first century Americans does not disqualify us from a membership in humanity.  Were we incapable of understanding the loss of a child, a lover, or a friend as an ancient Roman would have done, then the rationale for studying the past’s literature as literature would have evaporated—and the rank and file of our ailing culture are perhaps not far from that point of insular nullity.  But this would be far from a concession of cultural relativism—an admission that one age can never understand another.  On the contrary, it would be a confession that our own age had fallen out of a bimillennial line of civilized continuity into barbarism.  If we wish to muster ourselves back into that noble line, where mere gestures can express complex feelings and life itself may be risked to fulfill a created expectation, then reading literary classics is one obvious restorative measure.  As for those “classicists”, be they graduate students or tenured professors, who rate our dietary, tonsorial, and connubial habits as more important determinants of our value system than a brush with death through starvation or disease or combat, I really don’t think such people capable of assessing either another culture’s view of life or, indeed,  their own culture’s.  Great literature, at last, is about life.  A scholar who has done nothing but read, scribble, and pedantically spar throughout his mortal existence is in no position to do anything with a text but correct its spelling.

II.  Imagery: Life as Ongoing War

     The early Greek philosopher Anaxagoras held that all things began in cosmic spirit, but that terrestrial life took its specific origin from water, heat, and earth.  If a poet’s creative genius be held to determine the first seed and ultimate destination of his intricate fictions, then we may divine something of that alpha and omega in the specific terrestrial images to which he recurs.  Such often-evoked objects may not so much be symbols as mere mood-setters (especially if we require that the symbol’s directions of reference be plainly intended by their author).  In Vergil’s case, I think we may indeed discern something elemental pulsing with spiritual alarm through a narrow cluster of favorite images.  Johnson captured two of these in the title of his book: fire and shadows.  That pair already introduces an irony, of course, as Johnson knew (and as Milton knew before him).  Fire spreads light, which is a universal expression for the expelling of ignorance or “darkness”—yet it is precisely in the presence of bright light that we are most keenly aware of the shadows thrown contrastively where illumination cannot reach.  Johnson is entirely correct, it seems to me, when he stresses that blazes of glory are routinely attended by tragedy and even atrocity in Vergil’s authorial hands.  To these images I would add those of blood and madness.  A wound or a lurid stain is conceptually far more distinct, to be sure, than whatever picture words like insanus, vesanus, and furiens may evoke.  Nevertheless, the four images taken together often appear to be interchangeable in the Aeneid.  Fire is always potentially rage and lunacy, darkness always poised to burst into flames—and from an eruption of any or all three of these may pour blood in frightful abundance.

     Books 2 and 4 show the highest concentrations of these images, though they are sown more or less evenly throughout the epic.  That in itself is suggestive: the climactic plundering and torching of Troy and Dido’s tragic dissolution into madness mirror one the other in Vergil’s mind.  Not all of the second book’s most compelling clusters of imagery, furthermore, directly relate to fighting: in fact, we are seldom witnessing raw battle-fury (what the Germans call Wüt) at such moments.  Writes Vergil of the Trojan Horse’s introduction into the citadel, for instance:

                           … quater ipso in limine portae

substitit atque utero sonitum quater arma dedere;

instamus tamen immemores caecique furore

et monstrum infelix sacrata sistimus arce.

                                                            2. 242-245

 

Four times on the gate’s very threshold it stuck, and four times the arms in its belly made a clatter; yet we pressed on thoughtlessly, blinded by zeal, and settled the baleful wonder within the sacred stronghold.

Of the fourfold complex of images, blood and fire are here somewhat implied in the arms’ clatter: for we all know what points and blades do, and the clang of these objects hints that they are bright with polish, not muted in dirt and rust.  Darkness leaks into the scene both from the Horse’s great belly and from the Trojans’ blindness, which state of mind is said to be stirred by a mad zeal (furor).  Rage, of course, might just as well be associated with fire, as it is less than 100 verses farther along: 

arma amens capio; nec sat rationis in armis

sed glomerare manum bello et concurrere in arcem

cum sociis ardent animi; furor iraque mentem

praecipitat, pulchrumque mori succurrit in armis.

                                                            2. 314-317

 

Insane, I arm myself.  Not that there is much sense in arms—but my spirits burn to be immersed in battle and to hurl myself with my comrades into the citadel.  Mad frenzy and rage drive me on.  The beauty of dying in the fray is irresistible.

If arms may again be assumed to imply both fire and blood (and fiery images are seconded by Aeneas’s burning spirits), then only darkness is missing from this passage—though the odd verb glomerare suggests burial at the bottom of a gory dog-pile.  To be sure, we have here drawn closer to the rage of actual combat.  The prospect of fighting to the end, however, plainly appeals to Aeneas as a kind of suicide, not as a likely means of defending his city.  Psychic derangement holds the upper hand in these pictures.

     The feminine influence is stirred into this toxic mix without any apparent incongruity when we are told that Aeneas’s rampaging comrade Coroebus had recently arrived in Troy insano Cassandrae incensus amore (343: “inflamed by an insane love of Cassandra”).  One hardly stops to wonder if our narrator thinks love itself insane, if Coroebus loves too much, if the raving Cassandra is simply a bad choice of amorous interest… or if all strong emotion has turned to liability on this fatal night.  The last supposition may be the best, inasmuch as Coroebus indeed commits a kind of suicide upon witnessing the rape of his betrothed at the altar of Minerva.  Non tulit hanc speciem furiata mente Coroebus / et sese medium iniecit periturus in agmen (407-408: “Coroebus, his mind crazed, could not bear this sight, but hurled himself, ready to die, into the midst of the battleline”).  The Trojan contingent under Aeneas, by this point, has been compared through simile to ravening wolves in a dark mist (350-353), and soon after draws comparison to a bright, venomous snake, its neck swollen with rage (379-381).  In other words, these desperate men have degenerated from a properly human state to an animal mindlessness.[13]  Indeed, the transformation is somewhat physical in that one of their rash ploys is to assume the armor of slain Greeks—a shift which eventually draws volleys of friendly fire down upon them.

     The snake simile is reprised when the dreadful Pyrrhus penetrates the inner sanctum of Priam’s palace, triumphantly poised to slaughter Troy’s king (471-475).  There is nothing particularly martial about what follows.  On the contrary, for grotesquerie and downright sadism, it rivals those very peculiar carvings of the Trojan War which Aeneas views when first entering Carthage (1. 464-493: everything from throat-slitting by night to desecration of corpses to necrophilia is here, but not a single scene of equal hand-to-hand combat).  Pyrrhus first baits the old man by eviscerating the boy Polites at the altar where the royal couple has taken refuge.  When Priam feebly flings a spear in furious indignation, the brute dispatches him, too.  Aeneas, having watched these horrors from afar, describes them appropriately.  Pyrrhus is furens, like a wild torrent (498-499); the expired Priam desecrates the altar’s flames with his blood; the legendary fifty thalami of the palace topple in another image of suffocation and burial.  Blood, fire, madness, and darkness… and not one brush stroke of it hinting that ainsi va la guerre—that war must necessarily break a few eggs to make an omelet.  War is perhaps the purest distillation of the madness Vergil paints in Book 2: but remains a mere species of madness, not a worthy endeavor from which madness may incidentally detract.  Neither Coroebus nor Pyrrhus—nor even the suicidal Aeneas, with his battlecry of pulchrum mori—is primarily attending to the business of breaking through the opponent’s phalanx.

     To be sure, we should look for such a picture on a canvas properly suited to its representation: the scenes of pitched battle in Books 7, 11, and 12.  Images of insane rapine are somewhat less concentrated here—but only somewhat.  Just as the Carthaginian frieze viewed by Aeneas and Acates offers not a single panel where equally matched heroes fight toe to toe, so the vibrant portrait of the Italian war in the later books is flushed with shades of brutal excess, tragic misjudgment, and supernatural frenzy.  The Queen of the Gods, Juno, inaugurates this conflict as she did the storm which pitched the Trojan refugees on African shores in Book 1.  At both points, her fuming, implacable indignation at past slights is linearly rationalized and rhetorically magnified with an obsessive precision that could well allegorize Envy in a morality play.  The perverted intensity of these passages (1. 35-49 and 7. 293-322) is indeed undervalued for its Miltonian genius at representing a warped soul through speech.  As we shall see, the relationship between Juno—whatever Vergil means to symbolize in her—and murderous rage must hold a vital clue to understanding the author’s view on the origins of human strife.

     In Book 1, Juno had enlisted the aid of Aeolus, ancient god of the winds, by dangling before him the prospect of alliance with the most comely nymph of her attendants.  The distinctly feminine instigation of obstacles to Jupiter’s grand plan is again underscored in Book 7—underscored four times, in fact.  First of all, Juno summons the dire Allecto from Hades, instructing her to inspire a belligerent rage in the Italians parallel to that chaotic violence unleashed earlier by the old god of the winds.  Allecto dutifully betakes herself to a mortal female who will become a constant and finally self-destructive firebrand in the cause of havoc, the Latian queen Amata: here is the second association of femininity with mad passion.  The dread Fury fits the queen with a poisoned, serpentine necklace spun more or less metaphorically from dark concealment, insanity, fire, and the implicit wounds of venom (7. 349-356).  Amata immediately stirs up the local womenfolk in a feigned bacchanal (simulato numine Bacchi, 385), an image which plainly echoes that of the Bacchante to whom the degenerating Dido was compared in Book 4; and the meltdown of civil order begins, the frenzied queen leading a wild procession of torches in the dark mountains (frondosis montibus, 387).

     The third invocation of a female figure finds Allecto assuming the guise of the ancient Calybe, a priestess of Juno (415-419), to incite the valiant warrior Turnus as he lies sleeping.  This masquerade fails to have the desired effect: Turnus scoffs at the wizened hag, telling her (apparently more awake than asleep) that a man’s work should be left to men.  Allecto grows enraged.  Her mask melts away (exarsit in iras, 445), hissing snakes rise from her hair, and she declares, “In my hand I carry war and death” (bella manu letumque fero, 455).  Turnus fully wakens in a trembling sweat and calls madly for his arms: saevit amor ferri et scelerati insania belli (461: “a craving for iron rages in him—the insanity of wicked warfare”).

     As this fatal kettle is brought to a boil, young Ascanius (here called Iulus), Aeneas’s son, innocently wanders into the Italian woods to go a-hunting.  Excited hunting dogs (literally maddened: rabidae, 493) unfortunately rouse a stag that is the special pet of the local ruler’s daughter, Silvia.  The boy draws his bow and fires: Vergil describes him as eximiae laudis succensus amore—“ enflamed by a longing for high praise” ((496), leaving us to puzzle over what this childish desire to please possesses of corrosive adult passion.  The arrow, of course, does not miss its mark.  Bleeding profusely and groaning like a human suppliant (501-502), the stag returns with the last of its vital energy to Silvia, whose grieving reaches the ears of every neighboring farmer.  In the hands of all, wrath turns tools of honest labor into deadly weapons (telum ira facit, 508)… and the idyllic peace of this pleasant backwater is permanently ruptured as men in both of the coalescing battlelines fall slain.

     Fully satisfied that she has ignited “spirits with the love of insane Mars” (animos insani Martis amore, 550), Allecto returns to the recesses of hell through a dismal vale hidden in dense foliage (561-567).  Amata’s wild troupe of Bacchantes meanwhile converge upon the pacific but ineffectual Latinus, pressing him to declare war on the Teucrians by flinging open the temple of Janus.  He refuses in gestures of futility oddly resonant with Pontius Pilate’s hand-washing (abstinuit tactu pater aversusque refugit / foeda ministeria, et caecis se condidit umbris, 618-619: “the old man held his hands aloof and, having turned away, fled from these loathsome duties and hid himself in inner shadows”).  Yet Juno supernaturally steps up to fulfill the rite, driving the doors open with her own hand.

     To reiterate the lesson of all that we have just observed: for Vergil, it is war that erupts from passion, not excessive passion which erupts now and then during the manly business of war.  That the feminine is implicated in dangerous spiritual surges throughout Book 7 as Aeneas’s fragile truce with Latinus dissolves can only underscore how alien to the Vergilian vision is any view of warfare as naturally virile; or to phrase the thought more accurately, the feminine inspiration of warfare in Vergil stresses that men naturally—if paradoxically—tend to compromise their manhood as they go about the “business of men”.   For men are least men when they cannot control themselves: the Socratic tradition had taught the ancient world as much for four centuries by this point.  Passion is literally pain (from the verb pati), the anguish of an impulse resisted by the rational mind yet burdensome to the unappeased nerves.  From passion grows strife—and from strife follows the madness of bloody destruction.  These associations are as inescapable in the Aeneid’s text as they are grudging of hope for long-lasting human happiness.

III.  Femininity, Passion, and Tragedy

     If we now follow this thread of the feminine—which we have found surprisingly but brightly twined about Vergil’s other images of war—back to the epic’s beginning, we indeed discover that the female influence has played midwife to strife from the start.  The Trojan fleet is very nearly sunk in a terrific storm during our introduction to Aeneas.  The vengeful, ever-seething Juno has staged the whole thing by luring Aeolus to help her in the fashion described above.  Had not Neptune intervened in a timely manner and chastened the unruly waves, the glorious mission to found Rome would have been ignominiously drowned; for Jupiter, though having conceived a high destiny for Aeneas, is seldom sufficiently attentive to ward off Juno’s efforts at sabotage from those whom he has set into very risky motion.

     A very similar sequence will appear in a few hundred lines when Aeneas relates the final hours of Troy to Dido in Book 2.  Specifically, he describes the end of Laocoon.  This worthy man had stood alone against the foolhardy proposal (fomented by the vile spy and liar Sinon) to bring the great wooden horse within the citadel’s walls.  For his exemplary caution and civic-mindedness, Laocoon is soon after attacked by a supernatural horror while sacrificing to Neptune (ductus Neptuno sorte sacerdos, 2. 201) along Troy’s windy shores: a two-headed serpent, sent by Minerva.  Upon launching an utterly futile defense of his two young sons and his lineage’s future, Laocoon himself is torn to shreds.  Sic semper optimis, one is tempted to say of this epic where bad things so often happen to good people!

     Vergil’s Roman Athena, the goddess Minerva, appears rarely in these verses, but we may note that she is a double of Juno in many ways: both were slighted in the Judgment of Paris, both therefore became implacable enemies of Troy, and both—in Vergil’s eyes—channel   their   hatred   cleverly   into   opportunities   for   vengeance unnoticed by more powerful male gods who might have resisted.  We do not know if Laocoon’s immortal patron chose not to save him: the incident, after all, is being recounted by another mortal who can only guess at divine will.  What remains certain is the disturbing fact that this morally superior man was indeed cruelly punished for his virtue by a ravening force of female (read “passionate”) provenance as the more stable male force of order did nothing—seems, indeed, to have known of nothing amiss in the cosmos.  If Neptune saves the Aeneades in Book 1 while Jupiter is lost in Olympian dreams, the Old Man of the Sea is himself similarly vacant and anemic in Book 2.[14]

 

The agonizing end of the Trojan priest Laocoon is commemorated in a sculpture (probably a Roman copy of a Greek original) recovered from a storeroom in the Vatican about five hundred years ago.  Schiller also dedicates several pages of his Vom Pathetischen und Erhabenen to this brave man’s futile struggle against a two-headed sea serpent devouring his sons in cruel ambush.  The philosopher most certainly had Vergil prominently in his thoughts; and the unknown Roman sculptor, even if he borrowed some of his inspiration from the Eastern Mediterranean, may have been stirred to do so by the Aeneid‘s second book. 

     Though this catastrophe is narrated by Aeneas to Queen Dido, and though Aeneas himself often has scarcely an inkling of the gods’ intentions, to say that the goddess Minerva sends the serpent while Neptune looks on would not depart from the castaway hero’s own recollection of the event.  The pattern repeats itself at every critical juncture of the epic: a female divinity, seething with rage or vengefulness or jealousy, overrides the authority of a presiding male divinity to turn the cosmos inside-out.  Indeed, no later than the epic’s first verses after its invocation, we see Juno plotting to annihilate the Trojan fleet, reciting in crazed soliloquy her grievances against the tribe in a lather of implacable indignation.  Juno enlists the aid of Aeolus, ancient god of the winds, by dangling before him the prospect of alliance with the most comely nymph of her attendants.  A symbolically female force of passion having destabilized a symbolically male force of order, the world quite literally slides into chaos around the Trojan fleet, which is only saved by the timely rise of Neptune from the waves.  Like Jupiter’s many rehabilitations of the imperial destiny awaiting Aeneas, this one comes almost too late and leaves the audience convinced that the rational male influence tends to doze in moments of smooth sailing.

     When I teach the Aeneid to undergraduates, I always hasten to add at this point that Vergil’s symbolism, if sexist, is not so in any facile way.  Passion is a formidable power in the epic, not a weak-spirited cringing from hard labor or intense concentration.  Over the short haul, it often appears to dominate the universe, rather as Euripides’s Medea dominates Kreon’s plodding legalism and Jason’s slippery sophistry.  Furthermore, both male and female characters may often be said to display an orderly male side and a passionate female side in the epic.  Aeneas employs words like amens and insanus to describe to Dido the street-fighting in which he and others engaged during Troy’s final night, a sequence where flames and darkness are also invoked as much in metaphor of the combatants’ spiritual state as in portrayal of the setting.  An indirect association, therefore, of fighting with the female through Dionysiac frenzy may be divined throughout this section.  Indeed, the hero claims that a tristis Erinys drove him to take arms and rush into the streets (2. 337)—very like saying, “A female devil made me do it.”  His comrade Coroebus suicidally hurls himself into the Greek ranks, as noted above, upon beholding the rape of Cassandra, his betrothed. 

     Then we have the other side of the coin.  No Vergilian female is more poised, sober, and deliberate than the magnificent Camilla.  The poet introduces her as a warrior who disdains the womanly pursuits of spinning and weaving (bellatrix, non illa colo calathisve Minervae / femineas adsueta manus, 7. 805-806) but suited, instead, to harsh battles (806-807) and races with the wind (806).[15]  Yet this explicitly undomesticated female is by no means without charm.  All the country lads (omnis tectis agrisque effusa iuventus, 812) admire her as she leads her rustic contingent to war.  For some reason, Vergil also includes their mothers among the breathless bystanders (813), as if Camilla were the ideal prospect for a daughter-in-law.  Her femininity at this point is not nullified, but supple and in check—the more powerful, perhaps, for that reason (since explosions of female passion tend to ignite “manly” fury).  Indeed, she is much the cooler head in Book 11, where the leadership of the Italian troops is divided between her and Turnus.  The male valiant impetuously charges off to arrange an ill-advised, vengefully conceived ambush for his rival Aeneas.  Camilla stays behind to defend Latium, which she does with lethal effectiveness… until, that is, her attention is fatally riveted by bright plunder.  Vergil tells us that she incautiously follows the richly adorned Chloreus—a priest (the ultimate irony) of that same Cybele who feminized her male votaries—“burning with a womanly desire of booty and spoils” (totumque incauta per agmen / femineo praedae et spoliarum ardebat amore, 11. 781-782).  This single lapse into a faint surge of passion suffices to seal her doom.  The devious sharpshooter Arruns looses an arrow that finds its mark, and the virgin warrior expires bleeding from her breast in the arms of inconsolable attendants—very much as we saw Dido perish in Book 4.    

     Indeed, the star-crossed Dido begins her poetic life looking quite like the tragic Camilla.  The young queen is compared in simile to the virgin huntress Diana—the most boyish of the goddesses, perhaps—when she assumes her throne in Book 1 (498-504).  At this early point in the epic, Dido assumes a rightful place among the Aeneid‘s august male rulers of simple, uncorrupt states created comfortably in the “uncivilized”, almost Edenic west (cf. Acestes and Evander).  Her city’s walls are rising in orderly and energetic fashion.  Her people, occupied with their labors, give no hint of dissension.  She receives suppliants on her throne with an easy majesty and a generous mansuetude which bear no sign of calculation.  Only after being maddened by passion for Aeneas does she become Book 4’s wounded deer:

uritur infelix Dido totaque per vagatur

urbe furens, qualis coniecta cerva sagitta,

quam procul incautam nemora inter Cresia fixit

pastor agens telis liquitque volatile ferrum

nescius: illa fuga silvas saltusque

peragrat Dictaeos; haeret lateri letalis harundo.

                                                     2. 68-73  

The unhappy Dido is on fire.  Raging, she wanders throughout the whole city, like a deer among Crete’s wild heights whom a shepherd, trying to chase off with weapons, pierces in an improbable shot.  He turns his back on the arrow without knowing of its success as his victim blindly flees through Mount Dicte’s forests and valleys, the lethal dart clinging to her flank.

     Note that this effusion of feminine passion has immediately evoked the fourfold imagery of fire, darkness, blood, and madness which so often characterizes Vergil’s combat scenes.  Dido is on fire.  The preceding two lines (66-67) emphasize the deeply hidden quality of the embers: the flame eats her marrow (est mollis flamma medullas) and a silent wound lives within her breast (tacitum vivit sub pectore vulnus).  Of course, the simile makes the wound far more explicit while also extroverting the inner shadows in steep mountain vales.  The single word furens specifies that the pitiable queen has lost her mind; but the simile again, by likening her to an irrational beast, underscores that her reason has forsaken her.

     As the tragedy of Book 4 unfolds, we indeed find Dido’s anguished femininity so regularly fused with images reserved for mortal combat in Book 2 that we might claim to be watching the fall of Troy all over again in metaphor.  Aeneas once more flees the city, with Jupiter insisting that he go forth on a higher mission and while female deities create havoc at his back.  Towers do not literally topple, but they cease to rise as the reins of state slip from the queen’s trembling hands (non coeptae adsurgunt turres, 86).  The skirmishers in the streets are Dido’s warring hopes, and the slain and bleeding corpses are her despair.  Madly (demens, 78), she craves to hear the account of Troy’s last hours again from Aeneas’s lips.  In the night’s thick shadows, as the stars counsel sleep (81), she strays through her empty palace, unable to keep to her bed.  The climactic “wedding” scene arranged by Venus and Juno shares some of the same disastrous indications as attend Pyrrhus’s slaughter of Priam.  Aeneas and Dido have both “armed” themselves for a day of hunting, which—according to divine plan (female divine plan)—ends chaotically in a thunderstorm.  The entourage of both leaders flees helter-skelter (tecta metu petiere; ruunt de montibus amnes, 164: “they seek cover in terror; rivers course from the mountains”).  Dido and her guest find shelter in a cave which, in a parody of marriage rites, becomes a kind of altar.  Flashes of lightning serve as celebratory torches, and ululating mountain nymphs are bridesmaids ((167-168).  This day, Vergil tells us in a rare moment of editorial doom-saying (yet very like the pronouncement with which Aeneas concludes the death of Priam: haec finis Priami fatorum, 2. 554 ff.), was the beginning of the end: ille dies primus leti primusque malorum / causa fuit (169-170)—“this day was the first of ruin, first as a cause of misfortunes.”

     Of the many other passages which might be cited from Book 4 to demonstrate how mad passion, bloody destruction, and femininity coalesce in Vergil’s poetic imagination, two must not be left without highlighting: the “Bacchante” simile and the queen’s suicide.  The disturbing simile creates a bookend with Book 1’s likening the widowed queen, independent and in the full bloom of youthful competence, to the virgin huntress Diana.  Now, as Dame Rumor drives her distraught with word of Aeneas’s imminent departure (impia Fama furenti…, 298 ff.), the tortured queen rages unthinking and inflamed through the city: saevit inops animi totamque incensa per urbem / bacchatur” (300-301).  The verb ending the clause just cited leads into an explicit comparison of Dido with a Thyias, or votary of Bacchus, as she celebrates his triennial rite of ritual delirium on Mount Cithaeron (302-303).  To this passage might be appended another about 150 lines later, wherein the raving young woman sees a cruel Aeneas in her dreams (agit ipse furentem / in somnis ferus Aeneas, 465-466) leaving her all alone.  A simile ensues comparing these nightmares to the horrid visions endured by Pentheus demens just prior to his murder at a Dionysiac rite and a crazed Orestes beset by a mother armed with fire and serpents (469-473).  Together, these scenes stress that Dido’s fury has reached fatal proportions—that it can no more be characterized in clichéd fashion as passionate love than Vergil’s warriors can be said to spill into bloodlust only when they become rather too heated up.  Instead—and in both cases, love and war—we see psychic upheaval resulting in annihilation of the human victim; and the victim, in both cases, is he or she who suffers the passion far more than any recipient of fiery words or homicidal blows.

     Dido’s death, it need hardly be said, is very close to an act of war.  She impales herself with Aeneas’s sword, having surrounded herself with his armor in a deceptive mockery of a purification rite, just as her “marriage” had mocked traditional connubial rites.  (How many altars and sacrifices, from Laocoon’s to Priam’s to Cassandra’s to Dido’s, are grotesquely inverted in this epic where one’s “target god” often turns out to be either impervious or hostile!)  Vergil emphasizes a profusion of blood: the queen’s attendants witness “a sword frothing with gore and hands smeared with blood” (664-665).  The news is said to spread like—once again—a running Bacchante (bacchatur, 666), and the palace resonates with womanly ululation (femineo ululatu, 667).  Vergil proposes a simile of raging flames (flammaeque furentes, 670) igniting the entire city to describe how quickly chaos seizes hold of Carthage.  He does not round the comparison out by reminding us of Troy’s last hours… but he might well have.  The emotions and the results are essentially the same.

IV.  Arcadia: Pastoral Island Where Boys Evade Women

     If the female has a significant association with the Dionysiac in Vergil’s epic—and, specifically, with the mad, destructive passion of warfare—then we would expect to find venues relatively free of female influence (if there are any such) equally free of carnage and tragedy.  As improbable as the terms of this proposition seem, the Aeneid actually offers several such prospects.  Let us recall the younger Vergil’s Eclogues.  Though patterned after the highly stylized Bucolica of the Hellenistic Greek poet Theocritus, Vergil’s pieces never admit a female into the ranks of those shepherds whose quaint words are set down.  (The Theocritean landscape indeed tends to hum mostly with male voices: this is likely part of what drew the Roman poet to it.)  Women are naturally featured in the tales and laments shared by our uncouth rustics sprawled under scraggly trees—they represent the source, invariably, of whatever frustrated ambition or anguishing hopelessness is known to the denizens of the pastoral world.  Yet their disturbing gravity remains sufficiently remote that male emotions are not warped from their placid loops into reckless collisions.

     Wherever something of Arcadia survives in the Aeneid (and it never survives for very long, to be sure, on the earth’s surface), a similar tranquility appears to enjoy a fragile reign.  Dido’s Carthage itself, as has already been suggested, is paradoxically such a place; for the queen, her volatile femininity neutralized momentarily by Vergil’s Diana simile, is originally as competent and serene as Camilla (who hails from the Arcadian hinterland, even as Dido has fled into it).  There is surely an echo, furthermore, of pristine Arcadia in Troy’s royal sanctuary, where Priam and his family ever so briefly find refuge as the city burns around them.

Aedibus in mediis nudoque sub aetheris axe

ingens ara fuit iuxtaque veterrima laurus

incumbens arae atque umbra complexa penatis.

                                                        512-514

 

In the great building’s mid-section, under the open sky, was a vast altar, and nearby an ancient laurel tree overspreading it and embracing the sacred idols in shadow.

Of course, the protection offered by this glimpse of uncorrupt nature is more illusory than substantial—and so for all images of the pastoral in the epic; for kings and heroes are not, after all, simple shepherds, and have not the luxury of the safety afforded by inconsequence.  Vergil may well have been reflecting upon this lonely laurel when he compared Troy’s collapse a hundred lines later to a lofty ash tree in the mountains cut down with feverish zeal (certatim) by those timeless rivals of the shepherd, farmers (626-631).  Another simile cast in the same mold is struck in Book 4 to describe Aeneas’s steadfast resistance to Dido’s entreaties (441-446).  Here the mighty oak stands fast against the north wind’s assault… but the result is scarcely less unhappy.  The tree can provide no shelter, but only retain its own position as chaos erodes the world around it.  Perhaps suggestively, its roots reach to Tartarus (446), a pit whose portals are all shunned by innocent shepherds.

     Turning from the innuendo of simile to the explicitly orchestrated landfalls of Aeneas’s westward-trekking itinerary, we find a veritable index of pastoral worlds in various phases of decay.  To the extent that each island or port has been touched by “civilized” aggression—and this touch more often than not has a feminine quality—it has lost its utopian sheen.  Apollo’s sacred isle of Delos is a gratissima telus (3. 73) where the weary refugees are awarded temporary protection in an utterly peaceful harbor (placidissma portu, 3. 78).  The old king and priest, Anius, receives the travelers warmly and offers them prophetic guidance.  No god, of course, could be less Dionysiac than Apollo.  Yet here the Aeneades cannot stay—their holy mission has disqualified them for the life of pastoral ease.  They mistake Crete for their destination: Crete, stepping stone to Egypt and cradle of Greek culture’s oldest civilization.  Wasted by long human habitation (rather like Troy in ruins), the island proves a desert to them.  A famine and corrective omens drive them onward.  In the uninviting Strophades, similarly tainted by previous human contact, they find the Harpies, than whom no female representation could be more odious.  As they pass Ithaca and its environs, the looming presence of their Greek foe chases them back out to the main.  In the region of Leucae, however, they cast anchor and linger unmolested, again honoring Apollo (whose sacred precincts these are) and engaging in the playful athletic contests which will also grace their sojourn in Sicily (and which Aeneas will observe in the Elysian Fields).  The games along the shoreline (celebramus litora ludis, 3. 280), complete with wrestling matches for which bodies have been stripped and oiled ((281-282), imply a boyhood innocence—and emphasize, at the same time, the absence of women from the scene.  By contrast, the journey’s next stop, in Epirus, is haunted by Andromache’s overpoweringly tragic figure—a kind of prelude to Dido’s spiritual collapse, who listens to this narrative little suspecting that she has just foreseen the approximate outlines of her own fate.  Book 3 concludes with the once pastoral image of Polyphemus (still young, keen-sighted, and stunningly ignorant of his ghastly ugliness in Theocritus 11) now transformed into a nightmare (monstrum horrendum, informe, ingens, cui lumen ademptum, 658).  The Aeneades have left behind them a dismal wake of ruined gardens, though none as yet ruined by their own efforts.

     That has changed by Book 5, as the smoke of Dido’s makeshift pyre stains the horizon quite literally to the stern of Aeneas’s flagship (1-7).  Yet the hero cannot divine what the conflagration means.  He is off, instead, to one more idyllic setting: Sicily, where his remote kinsman King Acestes extends another warm welcome.  Here the travelers stage a second round of athletic events (after those in Delos) to celebrate properly the funeral of old Anchises… but the epic’s tension is beginning to intensify, and images of boyish joy and womanish delirium no longer manage to occupy separate shores.  Some scholars have alleged that this episode was indeed intended to conclude Book 3’s narrative, at the end of which Anchises dies and where genuine funeral games would have been more appropriate.[16]  That Vergil may have found Aeneas’s recitation to Dido growing entirely too long is quite possible—yet the infusion of mania into the new book’s conclusion also signals the looming confrontation between Arcadia and empire which will consume the epic’s second half.  The games themselves come off cleanly enough.  Even when competitors commit rash blunders in the heat of striving or foolishly boast before they have won the prize, little blood flows and no ill will appears to linger.  During the nautical race, the pilot Menoetes is tossed overboard for steering too cautiously, incurring no more pain therefrom than a deep drink of seawater and the light scourge of the crowd’s laughter (5. 181-182).  The ship of Sergestus makes the opposite miscalculation, managing to hang itself upon a shoal during a tight turn, and limps to the finish line derided and without a prize (inrisam sine honore ratem, 272).  Still further folly is manifest when the arrogant Dares claims victory by default in the boxing match since—so he says—no one will venture to take his challenge.  After the wizened Entellus succeeds in landing a terrific blow, Aeneas halts the fight, prevailing upon the young braggart to renounce his lofty dementia and accept the will of the gods (465-467).  To all appearances, the vain youth, though missing a few teeth, is content to yield.  The day’s festive spirit not only resists flagging, but gains momentum  for the archery contest (which concludes in the epic’s only meteoric omen—a shaft spontaneously catching fire in flight—having no direct reference to future movements).  The afternoon is golden, uncompromised by hurt feelings if not by aching bones.  Boys will be boys: Arcadia is not without rough-housing, only without abiding malignity.

     This particular Arcadia has so far been without women, as well.  In fact, Roman women seem not to have been permitted at public funerals in most circumstances.  Instead, the matrons of the group are stewing away to one side, “mourning the lost Anchises,” writes Vergil, “and collectively gazing upon the deep sea through their tears” (amissum Anchisen flebant, cunctaeque profundum / pontum aspectabant flentes, 614-615).  Juno does not miss the opportunity to stir trouble from this unwholesome brooding.  Her messenger Iris, disguised as the ancient Beroe, wife of the respected Doryclus, delivers a desperate speech, the gist of which is that the exiled tribe’s wandering will never end.  After Iris/Beroe seizes and hurls a torch, an old nurse of Priam’s children pronounces the act ominous… and the whole group is off and running to the moored ships with any portable fire available.  Altars are even plundered sacrilegiously for firebrands (pars spoliant aras, 661).  The men, alerted to the peril by columns of smoke, manage to save most of the fleet.  The upshot, however, is that almost all females will have to be left in Sicily due to loss of transport.  This resolution may appear to symbolize the imperial vangaurd’s liberation from its manic part.  Yet in light of what follows on the Italian mainland, we should more likely see it as a pollution of boyish good nature, so much on display during the book’s first half, with the lethal fury needed to wage war.  When men are sequestered from women in the Aeneid, their own manic “female” part only erupts the more vigorously, given enough time.

     At precisely one point is this not true: the Elysian Fields of the Underworld—and the exception here may indeed be dubious.  At first flush, Elysium certainly seems like a pastoral paradise.

Largior hic campos aether et lumine vestit

purpureo, solemque suum, sua sidera norunt.

Pars in gramineis exercent membra palaestris,

contendunt ludo et fulva luctantur harena;

pars pedibus paludunt choreas et carmina dicunt.

Nec non Threicius longa cum veste sacerdos

obloquitur numeris septem discrimina vocum,

iamque eadem digitis, iam pectine pulsat eburno.

                                                       6. 640-647

 

Here a more abundant atmosphere hung over the fields with a purple haze.  The inhabitants enjoyed their own sun, their own stars.  Some of them stretched their limbs in rustic wrestling matches or staged a playful competition tussling in the sand.  Some kept time with their feet while chanting festive verses.  That most illustrious Thracian, Orpheus, was there in his long robe, singing metrical responses in seven voices, strumming a lyre now with his fingers, now with an ivory pick.

 From end to end of Elysium, no female spirit arises before Aeneas’s inquisitive eyes.  We need not suppose the exclusion premeditated and invidious: after all, the names of distinguished females are not expunged from the roll-call of future worthies which Anchises recites for his son (e.g., Ilia and Berecyntia)—and the Sibyl, naturally, whose prophetic gifts are displayed in fits of frightful raving, remains in attendance.  Yet the immediate panorama of these blessed plains suggests only the bliss of boys at play or of philosophers in quiet converse.  Soft light we have aplenty, but supernaturally softened in a caressing haze, quite without a hint of burn or blaze; and darkness has similarly yielded to gentle shade.  Freed of fear, desire, ambition—freed of women and passion—very nearly (and progressively) freed of all recollection—these stately figures pose an antithesis to those Aeneas observed in the Carthaginian frieze, every one portrayed in excruciating, sometimes macabre anguish.

     Yet lest we suppose that here lies some sort of virtuous consummation, an eternal respite for those who did their duty in life, Vergil perversely introduces the theme of reincarnation.  The unborn heroes whom Aeneas glimpses in queue are not merely souls awaiting a body: they are souls having lived countless times already (no doubt in toil) now at the frail peak of ataraxia.  An oblivious purgation of passion-roiled striving from their minds has bestowed upon them as much serenity as they will ever know.  They are about to step right back into the abyss, yet apparently have no inkling of their impending plunge’s depth.  The irony can scarcely be intended: the moment is clearly meant to be exhilarating, even climactic in some ways.  Neither Anchises nor Orpheus nor any of the happy vale’s other denizens expresses any regret about having to re-enter the fray one day, nor any bitterness that, as another Italian poet would write centuries later, the holiday’s best hour is the evening of the preceding work day.  Nevertheless, so it is.  Elysium’s freedom from the female/passion complex of corrosive forces turns out to be just another way of saying that it is a dreamland.

     I shall deal with the Aeneid’s second half more thoroughly in this journal’s next issue.  Enough to say here that the Italy where Aeneas lands is much like a projection of Elysium at the receiving end of the heroic queue: the dream’s terrain, that is, in the harsher light of true day.  Old Evander, in particular, a widower with but one son to brighten his last years, is nonetheless fully content with life when Aeneas—at divine instigation—seeks him out as an ally.  The kingdom of Alba Longa is humble but virtuous, after the exquisite Arcadian fashion.  Its citizens are engaged in a yearly ritual honoring Hercules as a strange ship beats upriver to make landfall.  Evander recalls with pleasure having once met Aeneas’s father, and offers the hero and his crew a place at their festival.  The arrangements resemble what we would today call a picnic far more than a complicated rite bristling with arcane symbolism.  Dapes iubet et sublata reponi / pocula gramineoque viros locat ipse sedili: “he [Evander] orders the feast to proceed, the cups restored to their places, and he himself sees to his guests’ grassy seating” (8. 175-176).[17]  The subsequent long narrative about how Hercules once upon a time slew Cacus, a man-eating scourge of the locality, is of course peppered with rage and mortal combat: the giant actually breathes fire and inhabits a cave, so flame, smoke, and shadow punctuate the climax.  Yet the mythic superman kills his adversary bloodlessly, as if the setting’s Edenic influence had somehow purged even this ghastly tale of grotesque savagery.  Neither in the tale nor about the precincts of Evander’s rustic palace, furthermore, flits so much as a female shadow.  Evander informs Aeneas that the wooded landscape was thickly populated by indigenous Fauni Nymphaeque (314) during the blessed reign of Saturn, and also confides something of his personal history of anguish and wandering, the pronouncements of his divine mother Carmenta at last having guided him to safe haven.  The female is numinously present in these remote forests, therefore—but in a generative manner, giving birth and nourishment to a transplanted, innocuous culture.  Evander might indeed have been Aeneas if a preemptive destiny had commanded him to build an empire upon these foundations where brush grows and cattle graze (cf. 347-348 and 360-361).  Introducing his guest into a lowly palace, the old man invites Aeneas to remember that Hercules, too, once passed this way: “Dare to scorn wealth, imitate the god, and view not our thrift harshly” (364-365).  Such ideas are among the noblest of the classical world, resonating as they do with independence, free will, and a contempt of vain acquisition.  Vergil was not alone in being enamored of them.

     They are also implicitly inconsistent with the idea of empire, however, which requires that one surrender one’s will to a vision of conquest, power, and affluence.  By the time war’s madness has sent its many cracks through Alba Longa’s pastoral landscape, Evander is a broken man, vowing to follow his son’s spirit to the Underworld as soon as possible (11. 181).  From a pastoral Elysium where purified souls wait to occupy the bodies of heroes, we have come to a pastoral backwater where the activity of heroes has left a kind old man longing for the Underworld.  The circle is closed, without any apparent possibility of release, its prospect capable of driving any thoughtful person to despair.  The rest of this green new world to the west, Hesperia, is already prowled by female Furies intent upon sabotage and vexed by queens and princesses of unquenchable ambition or of tormenting beauty.  Perhaps the only way out is to force one’s way forward… but perhaps to use force is but to work one’s way deeper in.

   V.  What It All Means (First Attempt)

     In my years of trying to sort out the Vergilian vision of the cosmos, I eventually settled upon the image of an Arcadian island gnawed constantly by waves of wrath, fear, greed, envy, and the rest.  These noxious surges are stirred not by a mighty Poseidon (who, during his only direct appearance in the epic, calms rather than rouses the seas), but by female deities ranging from that insatiable harridan Juno to the nightmarish Allecto to the personified busy-body Fama.  To the male deities (I blithely assumed) is consigned the island’s unstable peace—unstable largely because these gods, almost comatosely lulled by the idyll they have founded or the idyll they are planning, fail to foresee the next tsunami.  They dine with old men (widowers every one) who partake of their vision sufficiently to organize rustic games and simple, pious rites enacted in shady vales.  I had in fact employed a visual representation—a kind of “sketch”—of the pastoral drama just described in teaching my undergraduate courses for several years before growing dissatisfied with it.  The picture I posed my students seemed to unravel a lot of feverishly interlaced mortal and immortal activity, especially, in a simplistic way that students reading translated excerpts could appreciate.  The graphic looked something like this:

S U R R O U N D I N G   S E A   O F   P A S S I O N S

          GREED                              VENGEANCE                              LUST         

  Greek plunder of Troy,              Juno’s hatred of Trojans,       Coroebus’s fatal attraction

Polydorus’s murder, Cam-         Dido’s cursing of Trojans,       to Cassandra, Dido’s love,

    illa’s fatal inattention          Aeneas’s slaughter of Turnus           Amata’s obsession?  

 

A R C A D I A N    I S L A N D    ( E D E N )

 

Pastoral Island of Eclogues and Georgics

      sufficiency, not luxury

      peace and brotherhood

       simple rules followed by all

 

Presiding Male Rulers/Gods

   Acestes (Sicily)      Evander (Alba Longa)

Anius (Delos)    Anchises (Elysium)

   Jupiter       Neptune

 

               ENVY                                PANIC                            VAINGLORY

                   Juno’s of Venus,                 Dido the Bacchante,          Neoptolemus’s brutality,

       Iarbas’s of Aeneas,             Trojan women in Sicily,            Iarbas’s impiety,

              Turnus’s of Aeneas           riot after Silvia’s deer slain        Turnus’s belligerence

                F E M A L E   S P I R I T S   I N C I T I N G   U N R E S T

               Juno      Fama      Iris      Celaeno      Allecto      Juturna

     There is little of the creative here, really, let alone of the shocking.  The model is fully Socratic, after all, with the soul’s reigning element—reason—presiding over the more bestial elements susceptible to impulse.  To be sure, reason’s reign is deeply trouble in Vergil, and perhaps hopelessly compromised.  That the Roman poet did not share Socrates’s confidence in the eventual triumph of enlightenment may scarcely be said, however, to fly in the face of the classical disposition.  No less an Athenian oracle than Euripides anticipated Vergil’s reservations.  Worthy of special note in the light of my foregoing discussion is the distinct tendency of Euripidean women (most famously Medea and Phaedra, not to mention the Bacchae) to represent the irrational in an invincible and destructive manner.  They may quite likely have influenced Vergil’s Muse.[18]

     We know, too, that Vergil was very much an Arcadian—a votary of the pastoral life.  The Eclogues and Georgics, upon which his poetic reputation was securely founded before he was commissioned to undertake an epic, are by no means rigid imitations of Theocritus and Hesiod.  They seem, rather, a paean to the simple existence which one might well expect of a man who had come through Rome’s ruinous civil war with little more than his life.  If Vergil was a follower of Epicurus, into the bargain, as many scholars have argued, then he would have embraced the formal creed of retiring from the crush of sordid, raucous special interests and cultivating his own garden.  Let us recall that the highest good to Epicurus was not pleasure (that dubious distinction belonged first to Aristippus), but freedom from pain.  If the spirits inhabiting Vergil’s Elysian Fields enjoy any sort of pleasure at all (and they are obviously offered up by the poet as definitively happy), it is the sort found in quiet conversation and childishly innocent competition, not in the least akin to the sensual thrill of hedonism.

     Johnson captures all the essentials of Vergil’s pastoral ideal in summarizing the Epicurean’s outlook:

For the Epicurean temperament, the social order, which is a kind of perversion of friendship, can do little good but can do and invite endless harm.  Since the Epicurean ideal is freedom from ignorance for the individual, the body politic only serves to nourish what it feeds upon—fear of catastrophe, dependence upon changing circumstances—in short, painful, destructive illusions about things as they are and men’s proper good.  An Epicurean can manage, without deluding himself, to find and safeguard the garden that is his because, very strictly speaking, it does not matter in what city his garden my be; he is, by definition, a fierce and proud émigré.[19]

     Concludes Johnson, “Why should an Epicurean attempt to write not merely a foundation epic, but the Foundation Epic?”[20]  For this philosophic profile of thrift, independence, and introversion, one must admit, looks rather odd on the résumé of an epic-writer—particularly one who is to sing the glories, not merely of an individual or of a certain war, but of an evolving empire.  Greek philosophy in general was a poor fit with the Roman ethic of public sacrifice.  Stoicism had to make a major adjustment in moving west, its Greek founders having shown little interest in extending the realm of duty beyond a deeply introverted kind of will power.  The younger Scipio was a Stoic of this new, more westerly stamp—and he perished backing the wrong side (or the right one, if you are an idealist rather than a pragmatist) in that same ruinous civil war which Vergil narrowly survived, doing his public duty unto the bitter end.  In the section of Cicero’s Republic called Scipio’s Dream, old Africanus stresses to his grandson that the gods are pleased by nothing so much as active service to a virtuous state, even when such good servants are not appreciated in their lifetimes by the populace (Res Publica 6. 13).

     Perhaps we find something analogous to this passage in Vergil’s dozing male Olympians.  They see the big picture, the grand scheme, and it so anesthetizes them to petty squabbling that they are apt to be rudely awakened when a squabble boils up into an eruption.  The paradox of such right-mindedness could indeed be said to run very deep, the inviolable serenity of a grand vision encircling the many bursts of extreme vigor required to enact that vision’s particular programs.  It is at precisely such moments that I recall the Bhagavad-Gita (not to mention various more modern projects to build visionary states at sword- or gunpoint).

     So the friction between Vergil the Arcadian and Vergil the epic bard may have been genuinely intense—sufficiently so that he might have left instructions for the Aeneid to be burned after his death, as Suetonius claims.  Yet such friction, at the same time, might have been fairly common among thoughtful Romans.  Aeneas himself could be viewed as the paradigm of the empire’s conflicted footsoldier: called hither by his natural love of peace to settle wherever the waves wash him and harvest his garden, called thither by his duty to an artificial but benign state to resist nature and aggressively spread civilization’s laws.  I doubt that all of Vergil’s fellow Romans were too dense to appreciate the realism of this anguish, or that Augustus himself was too despotic to accept a portrait of honest torment more happily than one of standard propagandistic folderol.  Aeneas does soldier on, after all.  Commentators have cannily noticed that he doesn’t speak to his son Ascanius in the epic’s second half, and that he generally grows two-dimensional in grim resolve as his mission nears completion; but perhaps this is to say no more than that he has at last squared destiny’s burden on his broad shoulders.  It is a fact (though an unremarked one, as far as I know) that Aeneas’s battle fury, contrary to Book 2’s precedent, is never described as amens or insanus during the Italian campaign, though the words furor and furens continue to crop up.

     What I have just said does not contradict the conventional European reading of the Aeneid, as championed by the likes of C. S. Lewis, Brooks Otis, and my erstwhile professor, Karl Galinsky.  This school has been far less inclined than I to concede the epic’s spiritual friction, in the first place; but its members would probably be satisfied that I had reached the right conclusion at last.  Vergil was not a subversive.  Naturally, his epic teaches that service is demanding.  Where would be the virtue in an easy task?  To suppose that Vergil would have represented the foundational struggles of the Roman Empire, however, as toxic to the hero’s soul would be simply outrageous—the excess of a bunch of Yanks who could not live down their own recent failure in Vietnam; for, though the Europeans did not designate Adam Parry, Michael Putnam, and others of the Harvard School in such blunt terms, their assessment was that the Americans had responded too naively to the new reader-response criticism.

     Yet we are left with Laocoon and Evander—men of exemplary piety who wish only to preserve their tribe, and who must witness the extermination of their line by divine rage as divine justice lifts not a finger; and also with the frieze of the Trojan War adorning Carthage’s entrance—scenes selected deliberately for their depravity which go far beyond an inglorious “war is hell” grimness.  This is all too much.  The standard European reading of such misery continues to be, apparently, “that Laocoon’s real offence is that… he has stood in the way of history and destiny.  Omelettes cannot be made without breaking eggs: the ways of God are not our ways….”[21]  In a post-Homeric, post-Socratic world, however, where man is commonly accepted to have a little god within him (in the formulation of Epictetus—and of Christ), God’s ways are our ways insofar as the human conscience may tap into the inspiration of supreme goodness.  Whatever Vergil’s metaphysical beliefs, his heroic creations plainly expect not only that the gods will favor the obedient but that they will the good of the faithful.  Certainly there is never a suggestion that Aeneas suspects a conflict between divine will and the good of his people: quite the contrary.

     Vergil cannot merely be saying that life is hard, therefore, and that real men face and deal with the hardship.  Life in the Aeneid is more than hard, especially for virtuous people: it is a moral outrage, an exploitative lie, generated or at least connived at by the high powers which claim a right to dutiful service.  If Laocoon’s and Evander’s plight is indeed Aeneas’s in microcosm, then the frieze is perhaps Vergil’s.  Commissioned to create a work of art about the brave deeds of heroes in time of war, he awes his audience with his technical skill.  Horses seem literally to snort and neigh, swords to rasp and clang, widows and orphans to shriek and wail.  In their enthusiasm, the work’s consumers very likely fail to notice what is, after all, less than conspicuous by its absence: real heroism.  Miguel de Unamuno once wrote, echoing his beloved Don Quixote, “Sí, para vivir muriendo nació todo género de heroísmo”: “Yes, every variety of heroism is born of dying as one lives.” [22]  We are back to Aeneas’s declaration that the only hope for the vanquished is to have no hope at all.  But Aeneas does hope, and in a way which Don Quixote uprightly resists.  He piously believes in the coming of a terrestrial paradise, while the would-be knight-errant understands that he can only wander while on earth.  In his vain hopes, the demigod is perhaps more insane than The Knight of the Sorrowful Figure—who at least knows who he is and who he may be, if he will.  Aeneas appears to know neither; for he would be the apotheosis of duty which sits athwart his high destiny, yet the pursuit of that impossible instar mires him in a being created from one moral tumble after another.

     Much as I would like to argue that Aeneas triumphs internally over passion as he triumphs externally over destiny’s obstacles (for this would render the Aeneid wonderfully coherent), the formulation doesn’t work.  If we see less emotion in the Aeneas of the work’s second half, it is because we view his character less intimately there, as if destiny had now sealed all possible portals for spiritual development once the new war had spilt new blood.  To argue thus can grow tendentious, yes: easier just to read the epic as most Romans must have done—to face the fact, in other words, that it was commissioned propaganda.  And the haunting clusters of imagery, the ambiguity of the main character’s acts, the increasing opacity of his motives, the radical contradictions running rampant among the Olympian gods… the author’s deathbed instructions that the work be destroyed… is all of this, too, then, merely an argumentative quibble, since the rank and file would have paid it little notice?

     In the second part of this essay, I intend to reconsider my diagram of the troubled pastoral island.  I intend, particularly, to reject the position which I therein awarded to the male deities presiding over the cosmos.  For a second look at the evidence, I believe, must lead us to conclude that the epic’s most fundamental conflict lies not in the passionate rages of female spirits, nor even in the frustrated faith of virtuous mortals serving feckless gods: it is in those male deities themselves, rather—in Jupiter, especially, who insists upon his grand vision yet will not supply the attention and support necessary for its execution.  The inspiration for virtuous striving turns out not to justify the devoted service which it receives without question.

 

 Notes

[11] Darkness Visible: A Study of Vergil’s Aeneid (Berkeley and Los Angeles: U of California P, 1976), 135.

[12] Cf. Galinsky’s review of S. M. Braund and C. Gill (eds.), The Passions in Roman Thought and Literature (Cambridge: Cambridge UP, 1997), published in Vergilius 43 (1997): 89-100.  Here Galinsky takes on the entire phalanx of younger scholars who would “judge Aeneas by hypothetical, abstract norms that are far removed from the fullness of human experience” (99).  The rebuke is not unmerited—but it poorly addresses the malevolent, anguishing role of Vergil’s gods in human experience.  

[13] Such a view of wrath as bestializing would by no means be anachronistic.  Seneca devoted three essays to anger (De Ira) which generally reject the Aristotelian case for anger as a necessary midpoint in combat between fear and frenzy.  Of course, in Vergil we indeed witness—at least on this occasion—a kind of battle frenzy which surpasses even genuine anger.

[14] It is true that Venus reveals to her son the prospect of Neptune’s actively dismantling Troy as that same fateful day closes (2. 610-12)—the god’s sapping aided lustily, to be sure, by Juno and Minerva.  My point here depends not upon the accepted mythological causes of Troy’s fall, but upon Vergil’s representation of them.  The death of Laocoon is instigated by a female power and—in strictly narrative terms—passes unnoticed by a male power that might have been expected to show interest, if not regret.

[15] The romantic image of the female warrior has roots running at least as deep as the accounts of Herodotus—who associates a group of Scythian Amazons, significantly, with warfare on horseback.  The redoubtable Gordafaríd of the Iranian epic Shahname also fights from the saddle.  This seems to be Camilla’s modus operandi during her greatest triumphs in Book 11 (and her relinquishment of her horse in angry response to a taunt the begging of her end: illa furens acrique accensa dolore / tradit equum comiti”—note the presence of fury and fire in her deportment).  Mounted women might credibly have been at least the equivalent of male warriors, for their horses would move faster under the lighter load and hence impart more speed to whatever missile was launched.

[16] See Gordon Williams, Technique and Ideas in the Aeneid (New Haven and London: Yale UP, 1983), 278-281.

[17] The adjective gramineus, “grassy”, is used only six times in the epic.  We saw it appear above in the context of Elysium, and another occurrence belongs to the athletic contests of Book 5.  It may therefore be taken as a strong indicator that Vergil regards a certain scene as Arcadian and untainted.

[18] Of course, Greek mythology generally promoted the association of the female with the irrational: Euripides did not create his characters in a vacuum.  E. R. Dodds’s Appendix I, “Maenadism”, in The Greeks and the Irrational (Berkeley and Los Angeles: U of California P, 1951), 270-282, mentions Euripides repeatedly while discussing the stunning midwinter rite of the oreibasia (“going into the mountain”) practiced by Athenian women—and whose violation by Pentheus legendarily led to his mother and sister’s tearing him apart in ecstasy.

[19] Op. cit., 150.

[20] Ibid., 151.

[21] See p. 18 of H. W. Stubbs, “Laocoon Again,” Vergilius 43 (1997): 3-18.

[22] Vida de Don Quixote y Sancho, 7th ed. (Madrid: Catedra, 2008), 452.

 

John Harris is president and founder of The Center for Literate Values.  He received his doctorate in Comparative Literature from the University of Texas at Austin, and is now employed as a visiting lecturer by the Tyler branch of that system.

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The Absurd Reich

Or, On the Politics of Demonic Nothingness

Gary Inbinder

This article first appeared in the May 2005 issue of Touchstone: A Journal of Mere Christianity. www.touchstonemag.com

 

     Democrats “gotta have faith,” argues former Treasury Secretary Robert Reich, and what’s more, they gotta have an “irrational faith” that we can work together to “create a more just nation and a more just world.”

     Writing in Slate magazine’s analysis of our November 2004 election—a forum that tried to figure out why the Democrats lost again—he admits that such a faith is “entirely irrational” because there is little empirical evidence to justify it.  It certainly is not the fides caritate formata (faith formed in love) of Scripture.  If there is any “love” in the formation of Reich’s faith, it is the “love” of humanity in the abstract that lies at the core of Enlightenment humanism.

     He does not advise Democrats to become more religious, because “religion is a personal matter.”  He does not want Democrats moving toward Republican positions on “matters of personal morality,” such as opposing homosexual marriage and abortion.  Democrats can argue for “fewer abortions” through the wider dissemination of contraceptives to young people, more family planning, and better social services, as long as individual choice is protected.

     Reich apparently believes that man lives by bread and circuses alone, that is, by the satisfaction of his material needs and animal desires, and that any spiritual needs may be satisfied by maintaining an “irrational faith” in our ability to use national or transnational organizations to see to it that those material goods are distributed more equitably.  As for faith in God, he declared in The American Prospect that “the great conflict of the 21st century will not be between the West and terrorism.”  Terrorism he called “a tactic, not a belief.”

     The true battle will be between modern civilization and anti-modernists; between those who believe in the primacy of the individual and those who believe that human beings owe their allegiance and identity to a higher authority; between those who give priority to life in this world and those who believe that human life is mere preparation for an existence beyond life; between those who believe in science, reason, and logic and those who believe that truth is revealed through Scripture and religious dogma.  Terrorism will disrupt and destroy lives.  But terrorism itself is not the greatest danger we face.

     We can gather a few things from these passages: first, according to Mr. Reich, it appears that giving “priority to life in this world” does not extend to the lives of the unborn; second, “those who believe in science, reason, and logic” must paradoxically have an “irrational faith” in the human capacity for establishing utopian “social justice”; third, traditional Christians and Jews, who repose their faith in something that transcends the human, are the enemies of “modern civilization,” indistinguishable in their beliefs from Islamo-Fascist terrorists.

Reich’s Mere Humans

     While musing on Reich’s irrational rationalism, I recalled the philosopher Eric Voegelin’s remark that Christianity has made clear “that man in his mere humanity, without the fides caritate formata, is demonic nothingness.”  The “demonic nothingness” of “mere humanity” has wormed its way into both our politics and the existentialism of pop culture.

     It is nowhere better expressed than in the popular song, “Is That All There Is?”  In the song, the narrator relates the existential detachment and disillusionment he felt with the loss of possessions and pleasures.  He describes the loss of comfort, security, and possessions by fire; disappointment in a popular entertainment billed as “The Greatest Show on Earth”; the loss of first love; and finally, the inevitable loss of life itself—responding to each with the question, “Is that all there is?”

     The narrator seems to agree with Ecclesiastes: “I have seen all the works that are done under the sun; and, behold, all is vanity and vexation of spirit.”  Therefore, the question, “Is that all there is?” ends with the final response: “If that’s all there is my friends, then let’s keep dancing—Let’s break out the booze and have a ball—If that’s all there is.”

     Of course, there is another materialist response to this existential dilemma.  That is a modern political response of pseudo-morality in action, first criticized by Edmund Burke in his Reflections on the Revolution in France, and the response advocated by existentialists like Sartre and Heidegger: to “seize the day” by aligning one’s alienated self with the great “progressive” movements of the time.  Sartre chose Stalinist Communism, and Heidegger, albeit briefly, Hitler’s National Socialism.

     Burke, writing during the French Terror, described the existential horror of twentieth-century Europe.  Man, he wrote, “is by his constitution a religious animal...  atheism is against, not only our reason, but our instincts [and thus] it cannot prevail long.”  The anti-religious mania fostered by the French Revolution would leave whole nations in a spiritual void that would inevitably be filled by “some uncouth, pernicious, and degrading superstition.”

     When Reich writes of his “irrational faith,” he seems to agree with Burke that “atheism is against, not only our reason, but our instincts.”  Nevertheless, Reich has already answered our existential question by presuming that material comforts and animal pleasures are “all there is,” and therefore he thinks the “moral” thing to do is to urge the Democratic party to embrace enough of socialism to provide material goods through re-distribution of wealth and increased social services, while simultaneously preserving enough of capitalism to maintain a sound economic tax base for his welfare state.

     Further, he seems to want to preserve the individual’s “right” to “break out the booze and have a ball” within an ever-expanding zone of privacy, unfettered by Judeo-Christian morality and with little concern for the corrosive effects such radical individualism might have on civil society.

Dragged Down Democrats

     Be that as it may, in his adherence to an “irrational faith” in the establishment of “social justice” by material and political means alone, Reich risks dragging his party down into Burke’s “void,” because he has closed himself, and his politics, to the higher part of our human nature and consciousness.

      He has closed them to the “Divine Ground of Being” that is recognized, in their common sense and common human experience, by the majority of those whose votes the Democrats seek.  Further, he appears to be out of touch with basic political reality, because most Americans remain religious and therefore will not easily be persuaded to trade their faith in God for the “irrational faith” of his secular humanism.

     In Modern Times: The World from the Twenties to the Nineties, the historian Paul Johnson remarked upon the stubborn persistence of religion, and the human religious instinct, long after the Western intellectual elite had proclaimed God’s death.  According to him, “The outstanding event of modern times was the failure of religious belief to disappear.”

     Millions in the twentieth century, most particularly in Western Europe, abandoned their religion and filled the void with the “pernicious and degrading superstition(s)”of National Socialism, Communism, humanist utopianism, eugenics and health politics, the ideologies of sexual liberation, racial and environmental politics, and so forth.  But for millions more, the overwhelming majority of the human race, religion remains an important part of their lives.  “What looked antiquated, even risible, in the 1990s,” Johnson noted, “was not religious belief but the confident prediction of its demise once provided by Feurbach and Marx, Durkheim and Frazer, Lenin, Wells, Shaw, Gide, Sartre and many others.”

     To that list of notable secular humanists of the past, I would add Robert Reich and his “irrational faith” in mere humanity’s capacity for “social justice” and “progress.”  Promoting the naturalistic worldview that is the foundation of Reich’s “irrational faith” while rejecting the Judeo-Christian foundation of the civil society that made our constitutional democratic republic possible is to practice the Politics of Demonic Nothingness.  If the Democrats continue to do so, they may well continue to be losers in politics—and losers in more than politics.

 

Reich’s article can be found in Slate magazine’s analysis of the 2004 election (www.slate.msn.com/id/2109190).  Voegelin’s remark appears in his “What Is Political Reality?”

 

Gary Inbinder is a California attorney who specializes in health-care law.  He holds a B.A. in English Literature from the University of Illinois, Chicago, and a J.D. from the University of La Verne (California).  His articles have appeared in Humanitas, Quodlibet, and Praesidium.

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Faith, Reason, Charity, and Liberalism: A Response

John R. Harris

     In the second book of Cicero’s De Natura Deorum, Lucilius Balbus visits the Stoic topoi for validating belief in God (or the gods; by this time, ancient philosophers use the singular and plural almost interchangeably).  Upon lately re-reading this text for perhaps the sixth or seventh time in my life, I reflected that most of the arguments were deeply beholden to aesthetics.  That is, because the universe displays an intricate order when we study it carefully—or even when we gaze upon it casually—it cannot be the product of haphazard collisions (as the Epicurean system maintains which Balbus derides).  Modernity has dealt harshly with defenses of this kind.  To a Darwinian, chaos is indeed unlikely to create successful intricacy—which is precisely, if perversely, why the intricacy that we observe in our physical environment has succeeded: i.e., it chanced to trump chaos, surviving initially by blundering into a strategy, then surviving at an even higher rate when further chance ramifications managed to stumble farther out of the labyrinth.  The tracks of sustained survival thus left behind have a purposive look retrospectively: they lead right out of the labyrinth.  The evidence of missteps has mostly eroded under the winds of time, no wayward path having been followed for eons.

     To a Kantian, contrastively, chaos is not a possible human perception.  Even amid the most disorienting sandstorm, a human being would eventually identify the wind’s direction, the land’s rises and falls, moments of greater and lesser bluster, a lighter quarter of the sky where the sun must be hiding.  The universe appears orderly because it must to the perceiving, thinking mind.  The best proof that God exists therefore rests not in the orderliness of things per se—which cannot be reliably known—but in the irresistible disposition to impose order upon things which we creatures carry into our waking life and, a fortiori, into our imaginative existence.

     A Darwinian might rebut a Kantian by remarking that our lively human mind has evolved to build our monumental success.  I have never actually heard this rebuttal made, but it is the obvious counter-position for the materialist to assume.  Many of us, laymen and specialists alike, cannot grasp how even several million years would suffice to construct human reason in the hit-and-miss fashion described by the Darwinian mechanism… but say it were so.  There remain facets of our natural disposition which not only serve our material survival in no clear way, but overtly mobilize against our selfish interest.  The suppression of selfishness, in fact, underlies every human moral code which has ever proved temporally durable and capable of bridging cultural gaps—nor is the mysterious calling to serve the universal good rather than selfish inclination a mere instinct designed to promote the hive’s interests over the drone’s.  If this were so, we would cut adrift bothersome individuals who needed help when the safety and prosperity of the mass was at stake… yet civilized peoples do no such thing, and the “fool” who risks his life for the lonely castaway is admired as a hero even when his folly is deplored.  One of my favorite passages in twentieth-century literature comes near the end of Antoine de Saint-Exupéry’s Pilote de Guerre, a work intended to draw the United States into the war against Fascism but which, toward the end, also condemns the ethic of the hive (la morale de la termitière) all too visible in the Russian experiment with communism.  Saint-Ex writes of the lost miner whom dozens or hundreds of saved miners will risk their lives to retrieve from the rubble.  This is as it should be, he believes… and so do I, and so do we all in our honest moments.

     I continue, then, to believe in reason—for our moral intuitions must be an integral part of a mysteriously endowed reason, since they cannot be deduced logically from our material struggle to survive.  I will not cross swords in this tight space with the proposition that faith is opposed to reason (a skirmish I have waged on many earlier occasions) other than to suggest that a magnetism toward the good which attracts every human breast seems to me infinitely more worthy of the words “inspiration” and “revelation” than a set of laws and narratives—usually much-transcribed and then much-translated—cast in the idiom of cultures not yet familiar with nails and mortar.  To polarize faith and reason is to leave the faithless in possession of reason’s fertile plain, by default.  If we believe at all—believe, I mean, with anything like true sincerity—it is not because some inculcated regard for authority or acquired anxiety over the unknown has left us neurotically eager to surrender, but because we cannot, in full clarity of mind and heart, accept that a child is fully vaporized when his body perishes or that our yielding a place to a frail brother is a mistake.  Reason insists that such essential emotions should find an ultimate coherence.

     I am convinced that political liberalism indeed often begins in a sense of duty to the overlooked and the undervalued.  The charitable impulse is indisputable in certain liberal formulations, and many liberal crusades of the nineteenth century were carried forward by churchmen.  The curiosity seems to me less that liberals should lapse into religious language, therefore, than that they should have discarded the true faith in whose context that language would make sense.  The discarding appears to occur with almost cyclical regularity, for at least two reasons.  The first is that, having immersed oneself in supplying the material needs of the destitute, one is always at risk of exaggerating the importance of the material.  When you have cured aborigines of tapeworm or straightened their teeth for two decades, all you can think of when they float to the surface of a conversation is X number of tapeworms to extract or Y sets of teeth to straighten.  The means to a more fulfilled human existence (for who can examine his soul with 103˚ of fever?) become the end of existence.

     The second force which is forever seducing charitable people away from the faith necessary to elevate humanity to a worthiness of charity is the very practice of the self-styled religious.  Christianity’s worst enemies, I am afraid, are among those who call themselves Christians.  I have begun reading the late Oriana Fallaci’s long novel Insciallah.  In its early pages, as she describes the brutal reprisals exacted by Beirut’s Christians for the assassination of President Gemayel (the book being set in stark realities witnessed by the author as a foreign correspondent), those who gang-rape and butcher young women after quartering their babies before their eyes are said to be “proud of their faith in Jesus Christ”.  You and I might roll our eyes, sigh deeply, and say, “Yes, this is called hypocrisy—and no one is immune to it.”  But hypocrisy on such a colossal scale leaves a deep impression.  Christians should be the very last to commit such atrocities: one would assume that ordinary people drawn randomly from anywhere in the world would shrink from these acts in horror.  To find a Christian doing such a thing because he is a Christian is likely to turn liberal intellectuals like Fallaci away from faith for a lifetime (and her own initiation into such displays of “piety” began with her father’s being tortured by Fascist thugs who claimed to be defending the Church.)

     If I might put it this way… an immersion in providing the material needs of the impoverished may rivet one’s attention upon the material, but a conviction that these needs are ancillary rather than primary may also lead one to respond callously to them.  This world doesn’t really matter—except that, while we live in it, it matters immensely as the proving ground of our commitment to the other world.  We must never become so confident in bookish teaching or “revelation” that we consider our conscience irrelevant.  When those of little or no belief hear that salvation is a matter of praying and eating in just this manner and not that one, they may rightly protest that such lunacy is as old as warpaint.

     Frankly, I find the ever-repeated liberal charge that Christianity is mere tribalism a very dull assessment of current events.  Liberals like Robert Reich are all too similar to today’s Bible Belt bourgeoisie.  They try to make the rank and file worthy of sacrifice by screening photos of plebeian birthday parties or by camcording homespun marriages and reunions (Barbara Walters and Anne Curry supplying a “voice-over” as they build to a tornado- or kidnap-tragedy in what might otherwise be the First Baptist Church’s website).  One must indeed wonder, “Is this all there is?”  The more the sprawling American proletariat is larded with high-def TVs and cheaper gas, the more dumbed-down its utterances grow (“I couldn’t believe it was happening to me,” drones the tornado’s victim, “it was like watching a movie”) and the more bloated on Big Macs its collective gut becomes.  People are not easy to love for themselves.  At least Walters & Co. catch them when their tears threaten to break some kind of barrier.  The neo-Christian believer in secular utopia, meanwhile, eagerly turns out to rebuild his neighbor’s fallen house, exhorting him to view the tornado as a bad dream—to try out his new recliner and anesthetize himself before ESPN.  We good church-goers dole out turkeys for Thanksgiving and toys for Christmas as if material acquisition were our message—as if the poor were sick with poverty and could be cured with doses (modest doses) of our lucre.

     In a way, perhaps the great decision faced by the twenty-first century is whether or not we will learn how to be “rich in poverty”.  Christendom, in particular, will be called upon to identify which progressive vectors are freeing the body of its inherited torments the better to cultivate the soul, and which are simply escorting us through unexplored realms of newfangled glister the better to churn out sales.  We should cure the sick and feed the hungry—but we should neither surround ourselves with pelf nor stir an artificial craving for bright playthings in our fellow creatures.  At the moment, we are collectively making a miserable job of this vital triage.  If people of faith would themselves ponder what faith requires of them, the absurd misstatements of the faithless would draw down a spontaneous ridicule that would soon teach the virtues of silence.

     Robert Reich’s partisans (if I may assume an advantage over Mr. Inbinder which a lapse of four years has allowed me) may soon teach us the virtues of poverty, in any case.  They will do so with lofty sanctimony as they wrap themselves, their families, and their adherents in a mantle of power which may cover generations, in high medieval fashion.  That, too, is one way—the most painful way—to explode Mr. Reich’s brand of faith: i.e., to surrender our lives to mere human beings on a messianic mission and watch how egotism rots the new temple.  Nobody knows the virtue of patience more thoroughly than the poor.

 

   

Veronese, Calvary (c. 1570)

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Technophobes Roil Nation, Rile Lawmakers

Staff  

     Neo-Luddites pose a serious threat to the advance of our civilization: such is the conclusion reached by numerous scholarly observers of the current scene like Eleanor Twaddle-Fitch, Dieter Dunsdorfer Professor of Technology and Popular Culture at Orion University.  “I see it in my undergraduates every semester, and with escalating frequency,” laments Twaddle-Fitch.  “The fear: the dread of returning home to their little burgs and backwater suburbs.  Parents confiscate their laptops, sometimes literally slamming them to the floor.  Neighbors who see them with a cell phone to their ear are apt to hurl obscenities at them—or something worse.  One of my students said that a rock narrowly missed her head last summer as she was inputting data into her iPhone in order to gauge the proper speed and distance of her daily jog.”  Twaddle-Fitch hopes to see Orion pony up with the dollars necessary to launch a summer program allowing at-risk students to pass their vacations within the university’s friendly confines, acquiring marketable computer skills at the same time.

     That other academics have actually protested the excessive and irresponsible growth of technology in areas such as video gaming and television programming is further cause for alarm.  “If society’s best and brightest are seen as condoning this vigilante anti-progressivism,” opines Herbert Menendez, District Coordinator of the National Council for the Promotion of Technology (NACPOT), “then the door to respectability is open for countless pitchfork-wielding rednecks to press their case home.”  Menendez fears that a misidentification of the Green Movement with Luddite causes may be responsible for leading some of the nation’s educated class astray.  “These refugees from the sixties who now occupy tenured positions on our campuses should look at who they’re hanging out with,” he continued in a phone interview, visibly warming to the subject.  “If you’re making common cause with a guy who goes to Monster Truck events every Friday night, then you can’t very well be on the side of the planet, can you?”

     The venerable Sven Birkerts would have to be numbered among those who have foolishly backed the wrong horse.  Writes Birkerts in a seminal technophobe essay, “This is my fear: that if the screen becomes the dominant mode of communication, and if the effective use of that mode requires a banishing of whatever is not plain or direct, then we may condition ourselves into a kind of low-definition consciousness.”  Sound innocent?  Such urbane reservations are but the tip of an obstructionist iceberg looming ever nearer to our culture’s unsuspecting prow.  “How can one worry over whether high school graduates of tomorrow will jump giddily from point to point like channel-surfers,” protests Chandra Kanchandrasandra, “when refusal to adapt to change is definitively dull-witted?”  This pert young trustee of the Multination Education Supplementation Foundation stresses that the human being is unique in all of nature for her ability to adapt.  “Where do these bibliophiles think the book came from?” Kanchandrasandra laughs out loud.  “Every one of our great advances has been artificial.  The day when we cease to embrace change will be the day when we begin descending the same slope that brought the dinosaurs to extinction.”

     Then there is the raw evidence of the streets.  Neo-Luddites are growing overtly aggressive in large numbers. Last year the annual convention of Americans for the Immediate Elimination of Electronic Entertainment (AIEEE) met in Buffalo to discuss ballot initiatives aiming at an eventual amendment to the Constitution of the United States.  The organization’s president, Malcolm A. Ulander, described the envisioned amendment in blunt, brutal terms as “a blow for common humanity.  No one would be allowed to put a child in front of a screen before the age of eight.  IPods would require an annual license conditional upon receipt of a doctor’s consent form.  Cell phones found in vehicles during a routine search would be punished with the same severity as concealed weapons.  Taxpayers whose hard-earned money had been used to equip local school districts with computers would be entitled to refunds and to class-action lawsuits in the event that damage to their children was irreversible.”  Hardware distributors are already beginning to feel the heat from such groups.  Rudolf Schmeikel, manager of a Radio Shack store in Plain Deal, Missouri, is afraid to leave his home for work.  “A dead cat was in my mailbox last week,” confessed Schmeikel in an interview during which he insisted on disguising his voice.  “A mouse had been crammed into its mouth... I mean, you know, a real mouse, an old model with a cord, not the laser.  Malcolm Ulander’s thugs do this kind of stuff all over the city.  We call it getting MAU-MAUed.”

     Radical technophobes have even used the Internet, paradoxically, to disseminate dysinformation.  The braindamage.org site, which makes extravagant claims about the hazards of all electronic technology placed within five feet of the user, has been traced to the Citizens for an Unwired Tomorrow (CUT).  When confronted with their strategy’s gross hypocrisy, CUT henchman Liam O’Fogarty shot back, “I’d set me own grandmother itself atop a spring-release bomb if it’d advance the cause.  To dine with the divil, you need a long spoon.”

     Meanwhile, ordinary citizens look on in growing disbelief as their neighbors seek to wall out the future.  “I don’t even recognize my country any more,” choked a young woman who wished to remain apocryphal.  “When I try to text while driving, people give me dirty looks.  Last month I ended up in a ditch when someone ran me off the road—I couldn’t get their tag number, but I know it was one of those freaks… you know, the CUTCO people.”  Representative Mickey “Hondo” Buckholtz of Florida’s Eighth District, who notes that his pet alligator was poisoned last year right after the installation of a new satellite dish, speculates that aliens may in fact be behind this reign of terror.  A dismantling of our technological defenses will leave us completely exposed to alien conquest, worries Buckholtz.  His wife Neena, who claims actually to have been abducted by aliens, disagrees with Hondo’s anxiety but shares his frustration.  “The aliens are friendly people,” she explains.  “They just want what we all want—a better-paying job and some quality leisure time.  But if we keep sabotaging all our new technology, how are we ever going to get on the same page with them?”

     The new Obama Administration’s science-friendly attitude has ignited hope that, at long last, Luddite extremists will be forced into silence.  Senator Jaspar Hammer of Arkansas, the former Christian-Rock star whose message of tolerance has reached hundreds, if not hundreds more, wants to see a statement appended to all applications for government employment which would renounce technophobe bigotry categorically, and whose signing by the applicant would be mandatory.  “As more and more employment is shifted to the public sector,” beams Hammer, pumping his fist, “these Ludd-Duds will have to sign on, or else starve!  We’re past the point where we can allow people to stand in the way of progress.”

 

(N.B.: The above reportage is a spoof.  It did, however, succeed in awing two classes of college freshmen, almost none of whom could detect its humorous intent.  Q.E.D.)

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Parallel Failures

Alan McGinnis  

Parallel universe or

warp-speed transit to

alternate galaxy or time-machine dial set

backward/forward or

alien touchdown taking captives…

n’importe oú hors du monde.

 

They killed the poets.

You would otherwise wield many

subjunctives and conditionals

prophecy auspice omen

contrary-to-fact clauses

in your daily search for daylight

“If may… then might…” “were it…

it would…”  How many light years

in a metaphor?  If I write

(should may might write—for why

write it now, post-poetry?)

“Blonde sun, chill spring tide—

March tide, birth-season’s watery march—

blue flaking over azalea shoals

where precocious children smell philosophy

as their mates chase and play,

I swam downward, backward,

trapped her under white dogwood coral, a

movement too gold-blonde for sun and

not flower enough for fish,

touched her as I never had when we were

children (I precocious, she

playing) and asked but could not say

(under water thick with years)

why, why, why, why… and she

would have seen once in her lifetime,

my lifetime… me.

Seen me,

had this been time of life,

Had life been death and this real time.”

 

If I say, were I to say, what

might just split such and such an

image superimposed on another

like two atoms under a particle beam

and fuse, shock wave settling, a

metaphor… would I not have traversed

more cosmo-plasma than you, Mr. Einstein?

For you cannot transport me back.

Were you to worm-hole me back to

childhood, I should be a child, and she

a blonde child, and my words

awaiting me a man to be found

too late.  So I should gain

Nothing thereby, though I shuttle from primal soup

to red shift bled out.  For I need

her then to see me now.  I need

her now to see my now is then,

was then, will be now.  I need

all over again, but without the loss

of a single blonde hair, and a vast gain

of words, words, words.  I need

flowering chances to speak.  I need

the courage to speak of one having lived.

 

But you killed the poets,

in a way.  You absorbed them

in neutron stars and split chronons and

other seductive  chalk-scribbled poetry.

I can travel twice the rate of light

and double half back if I can split & patch

the words just right, the things

which are not themselves till you make them

half not themselves.  Or I could

before your number-serenades seduced us.  Now

we look Out There again, like blunt Cro-Magnons

who look for men in the stars, who

expect to see a god walking, to

track him from the deep, fresh prints,

and to ask him for her

in so many words.

Should she flinch, they will lace

their sinewed fingers through her sun-spun hair.

 

I cannot reach my there from your here.

You do not understand, Mr. Einstime, Mr. Weisenstein.

You are too dull.  Your numbers

will not make words, and make only words

that will not pry open and compress

the universe.  Which is what I need.

What’s an equation in the subjunctive?

Where can I find myself young and wise?

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Memento Mori

Ivor Davies

     All of us imagine saying words, sometimes for months or years, which we would never ever allow to leak out of our mouths in an unguarded instant.  The intimate familiarity of the phrase, born of innumerable daydreamt rehearsals, is usually no lubricant at all to the outside world: passage from fantasy to reality remains unthinkable.  Were it otherwise, the institution of marriage would vanish, Tourette Syndrome would be diagnosed more often than the common cold, and listening to a politician would risk becoming informative.

     It was with a paralyzing shock, therefore, that Molchak heard himself say to a class of two dozen freshmen one fine morning (a composition class, where discussions of racism, abortion, and gay marriage had already incited one sobbing breakdown and one shouting match over the long weeks) the following absurd words, which he had only ever imagined before over a Scotch-on-the-rocks on a lonely Saturday evening:

     “I’m dying.”

     Moments earlier, there had been an accidental silence as he was trying to air the ideas in the Kubler-Ross essay on death.  In the back of his mind, he had been trying to determine—as he did so often, and could now do rather well—whether the discussion’s relative flaccidity suggested an indifference to the subject more than a virgin innocence of exposure to the assignment.  The latter was always the proper explanation in at least 25% of cases on any given day… but even the three or four students who always bloviated away regardless of the topic (and of their exposure to relevant printed matter) had sat cheek in hand.  Not even texting or prodding their neighbors to peek at a laptopped image from FaceBook… just brooding, like castaways in an open boat with no supplies.  He had sensed the response’s unique oddity.  Here was a subject—death—that you really didn’t need to read about in order to find stimulus or provocation.  Everybody died.  Or did these ringed-and-tattooed culture warriors suppose, with their smooth cheeks and smooth brows, that they would never reach his age, let alone their forties and fifties?  As they dwelt in the Internet’s eternal Now, did they suppose that they would remain eighteen forever?

     He stared hard into his rostrum, trying to recover the sound of his own voice.  Perhaps he had not really said it.  Having thought it so often in his empty apartment—“I’m dying”—while lounging on the sofa where he often slept the night away, perhaps the part of his brain entrusted with this playful recitation had simply flitted across the silence for a little exercise.

     But a glance up at the first row of students convinced him that the voice in his ears had arrived there from his mouth.  Emily, who always sat front-and-center, seemed to have opened her eyes almost as wide as the thick lenses before them.  Cody, the baseball stud (whose coach exacted perfect attendance of the team), had surrendered the worldly-wise cock of his head, the visor of his eternal cap having leveled off perfectly.  Deandrion actually appeared interested, as if never having entertained the notion that white people, too, sometimes die out of season.

     There was still time to… not to take it back, but to reshape it.  To vaporize the horror with a few more words.  Of course, we’re all dying.  You’re dying, too.  Yet as irresponsibly and unforgivably as those three syllables had slipped from his teeth, Molchak found that they had immediately captured a majesty which intimidated him from refinement.  After all, who was to say that he was not dying—dying in some sense far more imminent than the universal one?  He could be dead by this evening, perhaps shredded in a car wreck or shot by a deranged student… though that sense, indeed, was also universal, nor did it qualify for the imperfective aspect in dying.  Perhaps he had cancer and didn’t know it.

     More than anything, though, he sincerely felt that he was dying inside—something in him, if not exactly the body which held the something.  He had been feeling this way, very palpably, for a long time now.  The Sibylline letters, “I’m dying,” had seemed to coalesce drily at the glassy bottom of every Scotch or beer he drained.  Even when he would go jogging an ambitious mile (for he had all but renounced booze after a scene with his father last Christmas—the college-professor son back at the humble homestead, caught in a trough between past and future), he would feel, curiously, that the salutary burst of physical activity was only using up his soul.  More than anything, he could not gainsay or finesse his horrible announcement because he found it, upon consideration, to be deeply true.

     Melissa, the Buxom Blonde Christian, was about to ask him why—why was he dying?  Of what?  Was there anything he could do—anything she could do?  It was coming… he could see it bubbling up from those two magnificent breasts.

     “Read the assignment next time, huh?” he smiled gently at his rostrum with a wave of the hand.  “Now get out of here.  Go soak up some springtime rays.”

     Needlessly arranging his notes and gradebook, he listened to the silent scuff and rustle of exiting bodies in fascination.  Fascinating, that people could find absolutely nothing to say at such moments… fascinating, that he had moved them to so human a state—now they were just “people”, like the rest of the world—when they had been so full of contempt for over-twenties during the racism discussion a week ago.  Ever bourgeois, just beneath the surface.  And still more fascinating, that he was allowing them to exit and spread the word, the horrible word, like a tide going out with toxic waste in its rustling hems.  What on earth was he thinking?

     A heavy vapor of perfume.  He looked up from his briefcase.

     “I’ll pray for you!” whispered Melissa excitedly, her steady gaze shouting a heavenly blue.

     He realized just then that he had foreseen her every word, even though he had been blind-sided by his own.  And he heard more words from another favorite fantasy—but this time kept safely under decorum’s lid: I’ll pray with you if you’ll sleep with me!  Had that played some part in The Announcement—his fantasy of killing a mattress under Melissa, an introverted, boring bachelor’s fantasy?  Had some particle of his motive been to create this instant?

     Molchak couldn’t fight off a smile, so he gave it the best alibi he could.  “I… I’d like that.  Thank you.”

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      One thing was for sure, he mused during the following free period in his office: when word did get out, his position would be no worse around campus than it already was.  His chance at tenure was already shot to hell, and he had already decided not to re-apply next year: going through all this a second time really would drive him to his grave.  His publications were satisfactory but not spectacular—none of his ideas was politically “edgy” enough to find favor with the most celebrated journals.  His institutional service consisted of grinding out hours on mean-nothing committees to which he was assigned precisely because he was the lowest grimace on the totem pole—well, that and the fact that he was temperamentally incapable of mounting a loud, righteous protest.  The students evaluated his teaching at the very bottom of the “average” range (he did not “arouse” or “stimulate” them, wrote Aldredi predictably in annual reviews, unconsciously equating college instruction to a species of pornography).

     He was lackluster.  He was neither very bad at anything nor very good.  To the question, “Why fire him?” the obvious answer would always be, “Why not?”  Tenure was supposed to be special, like admission into heaven: if many were not denied, what would be the virtue of the accepted?  His lot—the lot of that horde of the lackluster which he represented (and he could easily have checked off his brethren on any class roster after two weeks of meetings)—was to ennoble the few by remaining among the many.  He made interviewers more aware of the dynamism and energy they sought by mulling over questions, refusing to effervesce on cue, and generally displaying the conductivity of cold mud.  He made women more aware of an exciting date or a possible mate by talking about Dostoevsky, not laughing when there was nothing to laugh at, and generally defining the polarity of perfect tedium.  If only he could rent his services out through some kind of agency… “A night on the town with Molchak: discover all that you are not looking for”… “Submit your employer to Molchak: teach him to appreciate you.”

     The final pronouncement on tenure was supposed to have reached him long before Spring Break, but he had not even been able to summon enough nerve to ask the verdict of Aldredi.  To his own gloomy sense that the outcome could be presupposed was added a certain noxious condescension from his chair—an impatient but gentle recognition which he had never known before—in the mail room, the hall, the faculty lounge; this evasion, as if Aldredi dreaded being forced to pronounce the death sentence in so many words and was mildly grateful every time Molchak spared him, sealed the deal.  A few more weeks, and then no job.  Nor any prospects for another job—not this kind of job, the kind he had kidded himself for years of graduate school would give him all the fulfillment that driving a UPS truck hadn’t.

     Under the circumstances, he concluded (deleting all his new e-mails in a sudden rush of nihilistic freedom), he was glad that they would all soon know of his impending death.  Let them know.  Let them stew in it.  Let them take it home to supper, bubbling in their gut like a dirty little bacterium, as they delayed writing unpleasant letters and sidestepped him to arrange interviews for his position.  Let them fully realize that they were cutting off a man—a real man, not just a stat knocking around at the bottom of the “average” pool—to meet his death without friends or resources.  Let them cram all that in their social-progressive pipe of compassion, bring the pipe to a nice red glow, and then stick the whole thing up their…

     A sheepish knock at his not-quite-closed door.  He cried the “come in” without even pausing to consider what look a dying man should be wearing on his face.

     What were their names, now… the buddies of the second row?  Jessica (bean-pole tall, stringy hair, wire-framed glasses) and Dolores (Latin-svelte, melting faun-dark eyes, a bit of an overbite—not unbecoming)….  Fairly regular attendance, both of them… Jessica had once approached a B on a paper… Dolores wrote with sincere fervor, but only in the “I… me… you… we” chatter of a conversation before the Coke machine.  Now, coke was one thing he had never tried—or scarcely even weed.  He had been a rarity in grad school that way.  If they would only give professors drug tests, like A-Rod and Roger Clemens, he would suddenly be catapulted to stardom in the vast gap created by mass-suspensions….

     “I wanted to turn in my second essay,” Jessica finally murmured, fingering a pair of sheets thinner than their staple.  “You said that I could turn it in late, without penalty.  You remember… I told you that my grandmother d—… that she, that she passed….”

     The bridge crumpled under passed, which came out sounding very like pissed as the girl dropped her chin onto her sternum and stiff-armed the paper in his direction, bidding to hide behind it, apparently.  Dolores picked up the slack.

     “I… I have mine, too!” she warbled; anyone would have thought that she was giving him a going-away present.  What a beautiful smile budded from her mild overbite!  “I mean… not my second essay, but the one due on Friday.  I won’t be there.  We have a cross-country meet.  I showed you the note from my coach… remember?”

     Molchak wondered what it would have been like to inhabit an Hispanic/Catholic pelt and have some tawny, voluble, doe-eyed thing bearing one yearly babies and serving one evening cervesas.  He couldn’t tell how the typical Hispanic male would hold any advantage over him, as a catch.  His skin wasn’t mottled, his teeth were straight, he was no shorter than average (if no taller), and he hadn’t ever drunk enough beer to build a paunch.  He could see why the Melissas of the world were saving their treasures for something in the Donald Trump line, but he retained just enough Catholicity himself to feel indignant at their bargaining powers.  A Dolores would not have been half bad….

     “I could have her send you an e-mail, if you don’t remember…”

     “No, no, no,” he sighed with a wave of the hand (a gesture which he suspected of being his signature move).  “I remember.  Off to go running.  Hard on the knees, isn’t it?”

     “Only if you step in a hole!” Dolores laughed.  Yes, a surround-sound of laughter like that would have been some compensation for the loss of Melissa’s… amplitude of other surrounding qualities.  There was more than one way to pray.  There was oh, God! and fall on your knees in rapture… and then there was listening to the sparrows in the sunlight at your window.

     “It’s… it’s not very good.  But I tried to make it more like what you said you wanted.  I’m going to get a B from you if it’s the last thing I do!  I mean, the last thing before… before the semester ends.”

     “Well, the semester will probably end before I do, if that’s what’s eliciting this rash of submissions.”

     “No!  I… we just…”

     “We just thought… it seemed like a good time to…”

     “Yes, a good time.  The present is always a good time.  You never know.”

     And as he tidily aligned the two papers with a couple of taps on his desk, Molchak had the satisfaction of glimpsing Dolores’s lower lip, thrust prettily out by her slightly too salient teeth, begin to tremble.

*

    The news spread the way the weather warmed.  You never actually perceived the shift, yet it was unmistakable as the days wore on.  Students in all his classes—not just the section of composition where he had made The Announcement—began to follow his rambling with riveted attention, as if expecting him to fall dead in mid-sentence.  (What if he had—what would be the advantage of immediate awareness?  A lightning call to 911?  A rush to lift his short-circuiting brain off the hard floor?  [Melissa first, please.]  A chance to tell a ripping yarn in detail later on—maybe to capture his death, like Saddam Hussein’s, on a cell phone and post it on the Net?)  His languid jokes were laughed at, his non-sequiturs overlooked.  Reading assignments were not completed any more thoroughly nor writing assignments performed any more thoughtfully; but attendance, oddly enough, swelled and stabilized, and discussions grew… for lack of a better word… respectful.

     The same… respect… seemed to infect the faculty.  In the mailroom and the lounge as in classes, a tacit kind of stricture appeared to forbid any direct questioning.  (That was the one thing he had feared originally—questions on the order of, “What are you suffering from?  How long did they give you?  Have you seen a specialist?”)  Molchak often puzzled over the phenomenon.  Did his colleagues suppose that he would break down—that the last thing he wanted was to be reminded of the grim hand poised above him?  Did they assume that the diagnosis might imply certain indiscretions, like visiting gay bars or sharing the blood of an inferior race?  The secretaries, in particular, treated him like a nine-year-old leukemia patient, feigning maternal smiles and hovering over him with maternal concern; but even faculty members who had never spoken to him turned almost chatty.  The German sociologist deemed a higher order of being since a five-minute spiel about transsexuals aired on Larry King once inquired of him if he found the weather to his liking.

     Weston Aldredi still wouldn’t give him the time of day regarding the tenure decision (the foregone conclusion that never needed deciding)… but even these evasions had now assumed a new character.  No more was Aldredi the benign maitre-d’ saddled with the unsavory task of informing an out-of-towner that his attire was inadequate for admission into the club.  Now the out-of-towner had been shot on the club’s doorstep and was bleeding out: Jeeves’s unpleasant duty had been preempted by mortality, and he could only hold the unfortunate in his arms as he cried for help.  Molchak enjoyed the turned-tables effect very much, indeed.  For once, he was in control.  The supercilious frauds in the club could only peek timidly through the drapes at the death’s head on the sidewalk and wet their perfectly creased pants.

     He was half-surprised to find himself solicitously invited to the semester’s end departmental soirée… and half not.  (Against the terror of inviting the death’s head would have been weighed the inhumanity of ignoring a colleague in his final days—and the fact that the colleague had already been slated for professional execution would only lump a heavy dose of guilt into the “humanity” side of the scale.)  Molchak in fact had little inclination to kill off an evening at Aldredi’s manse, listening to the tenure-track people attempt awkward thrusts of one-upmanship while the fully tenured people reminisced about the sixties or grew so tipsy that they started romancing each others’ mates.  After all, he didn’t have a lot of time left… to live, to die, to find a job, or whatever.  Yet when he expressed some of these reservations as diplomatically as possible to Ellen in the office next door, she vaguely threatened to bring the party to his apartment.  Perhaps supposing that he was unable to drive (sudden blackouts?  seizures?), she insisted on showing up with her significantly “other” other—a disturbingly attractive female muscle-builder who taught Fitness and always wore sleeveness tops—to transport him to the affair.

     “So what exactly is the matter with you?” asked the Body-Builder out of the blue, his door scarcely closed.  Molchak, from the back seat, could see Ellen try to swallow her throat in the rear-view mirror.

     “It’s… congenital.”

     “Ah.  Been misbehaving, hmm?”

     “No.  I mean that it’s… you know.  Inherited.  As old as the human race.  The mechanism of evolution works very slowly sometimes in weeding out the inferior.  I will be one more of my kind, at least, that doesn’t reproduce.  So you might say that I am serving the cause of progress.”

     It was far, far more than he had ever said on the subject before (having never before been questioned)—and certainly more, as well, than he had ever planned out in the event of a question.  He was amazed at the ease with which the words flowed forth.  To his ear, it all had a ring of complete truth—and to his mind, it all enjoyed a strange justification.

     “You look pretty healthy, all the same,” muttered Muscles from the front passenger seat, turning over an exquisite bare shoulder whose golden hairs caught the low sun like a fruit in the bowl of some still-life painting.  Ellen was starting to fidget visibly.

     “So do you,” smiled Molchak at the shoulder.

     “What?  What do you mean by that?”

     “I mean you look pretty healthy.  You know… like that girl on… I’ve forgotten the name.  I take in a lot of trash TV, lying on the couch evening after evening.  Sometimes I go to sleep and then wake up to something that I can’t identify.”

     “Poor dear,” he read off of Ellen’s lips in the rear-view mirror.

     The Biggest Loser… that’s what it’s called.  There are women, you know….”  Did he really want to keep trotting up this path—hadn’t he already ridden into enough briars for one decade by giving his tongue free bridle?  On the other hand, he was as good as dead.  “Some women, when they work out until they almost look like men… they seem more attractive to me than they would have if they’d stayed as they were.  There’s just a hint of the brute in they way their brow or their lip is turned, as if the wince of lifting heavy weights had gotten permanently impressed on their face.  But it’s… somehow, it’s really a turn-on.  Not beautiful, but… seductive.  Maybe Ariosto’s Bradamante looked like that.  I like to think that she did.”

     The Body-Builder had twisted increasingly back toward him until her lower lip caught the same sunlight as her shoulder.  Its fleshy, glossy surface described a kind of V whose mid-section was cut in two by a dramatic dark cleft.  Very kissable.  Its owner would ask him in whispers later that evening, as she cornered him in Aldredi’s deserted kitchen and crumpled her fourth beer can in a tight fist, if he had been insulting her or coming on to her.

     But the only words spoken for the rest of the drive were Ellen’s.

     “Why, Galen!” she cooed delightedly.  “To think that you’ve been here all these years, and I had no idea that… that you were a person of such discriminating taste!”

     The showdown in the kitchen in fact occurred relatively early during that evening’s parade of bizarre events, not all of which he could reconstruct confidently in proper order.  The Body-Builder had started hitting the beer pretty hard right off, however, perhaps because she was the only non-academic in the house (Aldredi’s two children having departed for their court-ordered weekend with a bipolar but medicated mother) and hence left with little to say.  Since Molchak also always suffered through periods of long silence at such gatherings and often sought out empty rooms to cover his awkwardness, maybe the Amazon was drawn to him as much by a similar awkwardness as by the influence of John Barleycorn.  Yet her mouth was decidedly wetter than in the car, as he studied it from Ground Zero.  Somehow he managed to squeeze a refrigerator door between them and then execute a barrel roll that would have excited the Red Baron’s envy.  He wanted no trouble with Ellen, with whom he was often on something like friendly terms.  Then, too, his new role of Walking Dead Man didn’t allow for feeling out any waists for degree of physical fitness.

     Either after his escape or, possibly, just before—or before, during, and after—two tenureless understudies lengthily hatched a tedious prank on two or three others of their rank which involved the Internet.  The most gullible tiro had apparently gone online upstairs, using one of the departed children’s computers, while a girl genius deeply mired in acne giggled downstairs over a laptop (which, Molchak was forced to conclude, she had brought with her to the party).  After a few minutes, the mark and his sidekicks were screaming down the stairwell, “We’ve done it!  We’ve got her!  Jason has Zora Neale Hurston’s niece in a chat!”  Another recent hire, looking more like a sorority sister than a Ph.D., pretended to relay further excited shouts as the chat progressed, actually guffawing over a sofa as Pimples hammered out the Hurston niece’s spontaneous reflections on race, gender, and a better world.  The last of these priceless observations appeared to include charges that the person at the chat’s other end was a bigot, a sexist, a fool, and a twit.  The upstairs gang descended for more beer with every bit as much weakness in their knees and pallor in their cheeks as three interns would have displayed who had accidentally given President Obama digitalis instead of aspirin.

     Molchak had registered this low-grade burlesque—a kind of Jackass for Ph.D.s—as he drifted in search of rooms unoccupied by Muscles.  At some stage, he had blundered upon Lucas and Fernandez leaning each into the other’s face over a pool table, wagging a fist, and shouting.

     “I was closer to meaningful revolution than you ever were—I was forty years ago, and I am now!

     “You were never for change—you were always a little bourgeois!”

     “How dare you?  Because I don’t want to put the worker out of work?”

     “Bah!  If you let the worker make his own decisions in a degenerate state, he’ll graze his days away like a cow at Wal-Mart!”

     “That’s because you don’t know the worker!  You never did!”

     “I don’t know the worker… I?  Which of us went to Cuba while it was still dangerous to go?”

     “Dangerous to whom—danger from whom?  I know you’re not talking about—”

     “I’m talking about our government, you idiot!  My mentor Heilig was audited just for writing an open letter to Castro!”

     “Oh, how chic!  So you braved auditing!  My father worked on an assembly line… but you sneaked over to Cuba from Madrid after your conference was over.”

     “What your father did is irrelevant to the greater issue—you can never entertain a generality, can you?”

     “No, not when the specifics you’re sweeping off the table are people like my father!”

     “Such a good little bourgeois son!  But didn’t your mother teach you that to make an omelet, you have to break some eggs?  When will you ever understand?”

     “But you don’t make an omelet with egg shells!”

     “What in the hell does that mean?  Anyway, egg shells are high in protein.  Maybe the common people… maybe they need to eat crickets for a while to survive!  Maybe this is what you don’t see!”

     “So is that your plan for change?  Destroy all our industrial jobs and have the people eat crickets?”

     “You’ve never even eaten a cricket, have you!  I’m not surprised.  With that tire around your belt…”

     “That fly trap of yours is open so much, you must have insects flying in all the time!  You should charge rent!”

     And so on, and always in that style.  Molchak had heard twice as much before he could compose himself sufficiently to feel for the doorway; and at that point, he wondered if he should perhaps stay to avert a tragedy.  The hand of Lucas which was not a fist had fitted itself tightly to a billiard ball, while Fernandez’s free appendage had blindly happened upon a pool cue.

     “Stop it!” screamed Ellen.  (Molchak did not know if she had been standing the whole time in rapt silence, much as he, or if the ruckus had only just drawn her in.)  “Listen to yourselves!  It’s no wonder the world is in the shape it’s in!  You men—you can’t even come together and have a few glasses of wine without wanting to kill each other!  Just like a couple of drunken sailors!  You should… you should be thankful just to be alive!”

     And, incredibly, she burst into a sob.  He turned to her as the source—suddenly—of greater surprise, only to find her scurrying away from him to the room’s far corner.  Reflexively, he turned back to the combatants… and discovered them, almost as improbably, gaping at him rather than at their watery denunciator.  Yet once his eyes met theirs, they stared into the green felt of the pool table like boys whose Christmas presents have been taken away in punishment.  Fernandez finally relinquished the cue stick and (without looking up, his hand apparently endowed with special sensors) recovered a beer bottle that left behind a moist ring on the table’s varnished mahogany rim.

     In fact, there seemed to have been rather a lot of elbow-bending, particularly for a department as tame as this one.  At some point in the evening—certainly before the incident in the billiard room—Molchak had begun to suspect that he had something to do with the Bacchic madness afoot.  Try as he might to float to the edge of every social eddy (and very little trying was required), he had poisoned the whole stream merely by being present: a grinning skull bobbing speechlessly in the current, looking on through empty sockets.  To the young ones, he must have signified not only mortality in the broadest sense, but also the more imminent professional demise that poised over their thickly haired heads (for he imagined it common knowledge by now—all the way down to the janitor—that he would be denied tenure).  The grave abruptly opened—so they thought—at his feet would simply be a metaphor for the oblivion awaiting at least half of them in five or six years.  And they must have accepted his presence as that of a white lamb too dull or disoriented to bleat before the altar, and garlanded his fleecy neck, and danced themselves silly around the scapegoat offering that might mystically clear a free passage for them: better he than they!

     As for the older ones… he was farther from being able to frame a picture of what they must think, for he remained decades away from them while only years away from the ingénues.  Probably more of the real thing in their case—the real death.  Death.  Like Lucas and Fernandez (and Aldredi), they must have reflected that the very high mound of paper honors they had managed to heap up and climb throughout their adult life was still just fuming excrement, ready to decay into the earth at the first steady downpour.  Or maybe all the incessant hot air about social progress really did have enough electricity in it to stir a lightning bolt—maybe the ignoble prospect of giving the axe to one already bowed beneath a much sharper, surer axe had forced their vile hypocrisy over their lifted chins and into their faraway-focused eyes.  They appeared to grow more testy, more surly, even as the younger set grew more frivolous, more childish.  Or perhaps it was just the booze, after all.  (Mercifully, nobody had pressed him to imbibe once he had refused a couple of drinks: the word had obviously buzzed round that he was under doctor’s orders.)

     The sliding doors onto the patio stood invitingly ajar all evening, though the occasional June bug angrily staggered in like a tipster who has forgotten the way home.  Molchak had fled into the cool night air more than once, perhaps evading Muscles, perhaps hoping she would follow him to a spot where they would not be observed.  (He honestly posed himself these alternatives several times, painfully understanding that they were a form of the question, “Are all your sexual fantasies the refuge of a coward?”)  Surely it was his last exit which brought him into the proximity of Leyda Reinsdorf and one of the young guns’ husbands, for this was the encounter which decided him upon leaving.  They never actually saw him, and he himself heard much more than he saw.  The scarcely mistakable sound of a lash falling (for though one seldom sees whippings, what else sounds like a whip?) followed immediately by a half-swallowed grunt of pain (which must have enhanced the image of a scourge) greeted him with the cool zephyr.  As he gaped into the back yard’s trees and slid himself into shadows away from the porch light, his widening eyes slowly brought up Leyda’s squat but not unshapely silhouette and very bushy coiffure.  The thrashing ended almost as soon as he had taken his position; but the exchange that ensued (as a belt buckle and zipper continued to clue his visual imagination with sounds) left little in doubt.

     “I still don’t get it.”

     “You didn’t like that?”

     “It hurt!”

     “God, you pansy!  It’s supposed to hurt!  Pain is the whetstone of pleasure—that’s the whole point.”

     “Maybe if there were more pleasure to follow…”

     “No, not here.  Maybe not anywhere.  That wasn’t part of the deal.  You just told me that you didn’t understand—”

     “And you were going to show me.  Well, show it all!”

     “You’re a creep!  I don’t know how Slayde could have paired up with someone like you!”

     “Ah, come on!  I just meant…”

      “No, you either get it, or you don’t.  If you didn’t feel the beginnings of pleasure in that, then… then the experiment failed.  As you said, you just don’t get it.”

     “I want to try to get it.”

     “Maybe you’re too drunk.”

     “I’m not drunk!  But wouldn’t that help?”

     “No, it would actually dull your senses.  S-and-M all about extending your sensory frontiers—turning up your brain’s dials and knobs to the max, for both pleasure and pain, so that one becomes the other—so that you live life to the fullest.”

     “I love it when you talk like that!”

     “One day we’ll be old, really old, like our pathetic host, or…”

     “Or dead, really dead, like that… what’s his name again?”

     “He was dead before he started dying.  That’s what I mean.  You can’t live your life like that.  You have to grab every cup you can reach and drain it to the lees.”

     “To the lees, yes!  Let’s go rustle up a pot of coffee, and drain it to the lees, and try again!”

     Let’s?  As in we?”

     “Okay, me.  I promise I’ll sober up.  I have something better than caffeine.”

     “I’m not coming out here again unless you bring Slayde, too.  Especially after what you said.”

     “You saw her—she’s busy with her computer.  But they’re finished with all that crap upstairs, and we…”

     The rest trailed off into a whisper, though Molchak heard the word “bathroom” emerge as the couple passed him for the sliding doors.  In a subconscious attack of decorum, one of them actually pulled the sliding panel shut.  Its thud echoed his resolution: he made his way toward the yard’s gate.  An invisible hound in the next yard almost scared him out of his shoes with its wolfish barks.

*

     He knew the way from here to his apartment complex well enough; but he was pleasantly taken aback, all the same, by the pedestrian appearance of landmarks—an ornate iron grill in the Spanish style, a small park with a slide, an odd intersection where five streets met—which that great fool, the Mind, had somehow supposed accessible only by car (in its infinite susceptibility to conditioning).  Six years he had lived in this burg, and twice that many times he had made the transit to Aldredi’s pretentious subdivision… yet always behind the wheel.  Now, on foot and by streetlight, he found this nondescript sprawl (where he had never really wanted to spend his life, but where he had inscrutably leaked out his soul’s last drop of blood to dwell as long as possible) strangely, pitiably unmasked.  He was struck especially by its emptiness.  Though Friday night had freed all wage-slaves temporarily from their chains, none of the liberated appeared to celebrate within these brick-and-shingle temples on whose account they had indentured themselves.  They had to flee the homes which were their refuge from work’s misery in order—properly and truly—to ventilate their hatred of work.  Birds slept in their nests among the thick boxwood hedges, retired senior citizens plied a satellite to find an episode of Gunsmoke… but the lifeblood of the community had gone in search of booze, sex, and near-death, vicarious or otherwise.  At a certain moment, passing entirely out of the streetlight where a tall pine threw a long shadow, he identified two distant sirens at opposite ends of the compass, racing at break-neck speed, no doubt.

     He wondered where Melissa went on Fridays like this, with her Magic Christianity and her scented, magnificent bust?  A prayer meeting?  A movie with other girls?  A double-date to the bowling alley?  A tryst with a dark beau who spirited her to a place where nobody could see and nobody would talk?  Might that place be the apartment next to his?

     What about Dolores?  Probably more likely to stay in a group all evening—more likely to be a virgin, if less likely to wear an wristband announcing her wait for marriage.  Catholic girls were the bunch he knew best of all.  But even she would be somewhere—anywhere but at home.  Even her balloon-waisted, bubbly mamacita would be somewhere, maybe at bingo or running a mission to the old folks’ home… maybe something charitable like that.  But the charity was more apparent than real (not that Mamacita would ever see it that way), because it got her out of her own home.  It spared her that grim moment of staring everything she had worked for in the face and thinking (for she couldn’t say it—no one could say it), “Is this all there is?”

     An engine like the chest of a saber-toothed tiger growled moodily to a halt at the stop sign he had left twenty yards behind him.  Then a set of tires squealed, and the tiger roared just at his back, making to pounce upon his neck.  Something whisked passed his ear.  In the same instant, it seemed, the iron post of a chain-link fence at his elbow spat ice over his pants, and the tiger carried the laughter of its riders quickly off into the gloom (though a red pair of rear-view eyes continued to slant at him through the dark).  Molchak had not flinched.  He would have thought for sure that a coward like him would flinch, yet he had to make himself break his regular stride, pause, and look back over a shoulder.  Ice, nothing… the shards of an amber beer bottle lay scattered up and down the concrete curb, scintillant where drops of liquid still pooled in their curvature.

     He could be dead right now.  But might he be alive right now?

*

     The next Monday morning, just after the class wherein he had made The Announcement, Molchak found Aldredi camped out before his office door.  Instantly he knew that This Was It: The Announcement.  After all, the bad news couldn’t be postponed indefinitely, even for a dead man.  Finals were looming.  The semester had grown so old that conducting interviews had almost grown impossible, from a standpoint of professional decency.

     Curiously, he felt no knot in the stomach, no pounding of the heart.  He felt… nothing.  A strange pleasure.  The pleasure of nothing.

     “First let me apologize for that… for our little end-of-the-term bash,” panted Aldredi, settling heavily into the guest chair from which students would numbly hear about sentence fragments and other atrocities eliciting red marks up and down their papers.  “That got out of hand, at some point.  I really have no idea what happened.  I had stocked up on Chablis, and one or two others seem to have brought some beer… ah!  And Lucas behaved rather badly, I heard.  How did you get home, by the way?  Ellen was frantically looking all over for you.  We thought maybe you’d fallen asleep in one of the upstairs beds.  Wilbury had dozed off in my daughter’s room, you know.  Hmm.”

     “I caught a lift home with… with Lorrie.  Isn’t that her name?”

     “Ah.  She left very early, I believe.”

     “Yes.  Well, I did, too.  Obviously.  I’m afraid I suddenly became very tired…”

     “Of course, of course.  Well… well, then.  Maybe you didn’t see the worst of it!”

     “No.  No, I saw nothing that… I enjoyed myself, in fact.  Thanks for inviting me.”

     “But you’re always invited.  As a member of the department, I mean.  And… and as a friend, too.  Whenever you want to pop over.  Mi casa, su casa.

     “That’s very kind.”

     “Not at all, not at all.”

     Aldredi was no longer panting as if he had run an urgent message across campus, but his breathing’s labor persisted.  He couldn’t have sighed more heavily if he had occupied center-stage and wanted to mime “distress” for an auditorium’s balcony.

     “This tenure business… what a damned messy business!  I want you to know, I’ve been working my tail off on it.  We’ve had such a complicated semester….  There was the accreditation renewal process, and the dean’s position to fill, and the curricular overhaul… and then Ballinger Hall burned down in that lightning strike!  The gods seem to have meant for us to struggle this term!  But you’re home free now, Galen.  You should receive a formal offer of tenure by the end of the week.”

     Molchak was stunned.  He sat heavily back in his chair, as if… as if what?  Was it like hearing that a best friend had died, or hearing that a best friend presumed dead had been found?  What was it, besides more nothing—a deeper nothing?  What was the emotion at the bottom of this bottomless abyss?

     “I am sorry—truly sorry—that we kept you waiting so long!  It was unconscionable.  Strictly speaking, the delay broke a number of guidelines—and to think that we’ve just conducted a self-study for the accreditation review!  But all’s well that ends well, eh?  I’m so glad to be able to bring you good news at last!”

     “I… thank you, Wes.”  Still no feeling in the net.  From the abyss came only a string of words, like the hawser of a long-sunken ship bearded in kelp.  “I won’t be coming back, though.  I should have told you sooner.”

     Aldredi sat in thunderstruck, open-mouthed silence.  As his own words dripped before him, freshly dredged up from another world, Molchak thought to tear away a bit of kelp and pass his companion some of the cable.

     “I must have supposed you knew why.  I guess I thought you knew.”

     Almost slumping over the desk impulsively, Aldredi seemed to reach for his young subordinate’s wrist (but came up with a stapler, instead).  His rounded mouth opened wider and wider, yet could now only produce something like a whisper.

     “I… I’m so sorry, Galen!  God, I’m so sorry!  We’re all… just devastated!  I was afraid… frankly, I was afraid that those bastards had denied your application just to save a few bucks on insurance.  It’s the sort of thing they do now.  Because they did deny it, you know—I’ll tell you the whole honest truth.  Yes, they denied it at first!  And when I found that out… I was so furious, I threatened to resign myself if they didn’t reconsider!  I brought them new evidence, which didn’t hurt.  Your latest teaching evaluations were through the roof—I’ve never seen such high ratings!  What a turn-around!  They could hardly say that you hadn’t at last shown an improvement!  That deprived them of their last leg to stand on.  So now they have to… do you understand?  They have to provide for whatever medical expenses… whatever expenses may go along with… they have to!  I’ve made them do the right thing!”

     “I’ll be in your debt as long as I live,” said Molchak very simply.  “But to tell you the truth, you’ve wasted your gallant effort.  There’s nothing that can be done.”

     “Nothing?  Nothing at all?  No meds… nothing?”

     “No, nothing.”

     “But that’s… that’s just awful!  What will you do?  Naturally, you don’t want to spend your… your time… your remaining time grading freshman essays.  I can see that now.  I suppose you want to… to go some places.  See the world!  If there’s anything I can do to help out… if you need a little extra money…”

     Molchak fought and fought against the instant recollection of a black-and-white sixties serial he had often dozed through on a re-run channel… “only one year to live.  Or maybe two.”  Aldredi was writing the pilot script for Run for Your Life and didn’t even know it.  In his revolutionary indignation at the evil engineering of benefits packages by heartless institutions, he was grinding out the kind of bourgeois pabulum that had kept Middle America dazed before Woodstock unlocked the kennel.

     “Yes, I might see some of the world,” Molchak finally managed with continued simplicity.  “But I’ve got some savings, plenty of savings.  I truly appreciate the offer, but…”

     “You will stay in touch, won’t you?”

     He took the few minutes that remained before his next class to take a little air on the open porch just beyond the Coke machine.  Fortunately, there were no student-loiterers (or, more likely, those who would have appeared reconsidered when they saw the Walking Dead Man in a pensive mood).  It was no great sacrifice he had made, probably: Aldredi would have been the first to want more explanations once he had failed to die on schedule and threatened to sport his tenure for years… though, as to that, nothing short of a lawsuit was likely to have upset him on his new pedestal.  And how likely would a lawsuit have been, with all the negative publicity?  How could medical records (even non-existent records) be subpoenaed on the grounds that a tenure decision had been reversed because of them, when such a decision would itself have broken all the rules?  All the rules….

     And still nothing in the nature of an emotion would float to the surface.  The pleasure of nothing.  To live dying, he decided, was the greatest pleasure a man could ever know.

 

Ivor Davies has composed for this journal a score of stories dedicated to stripping away the glamour from Academe.  His last contribution was “Next Door Burned Ucalegon,” in the Summer 2008 issue.

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